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December 18, 2012

Feminine products for the burning [@PurpAv]

The Freshette

When it burns, there's going to be ummm...certain disruptions that 'rons are more naturally equipped to deal with. Since this will be an equal opportunity burning, 'ettes will want some high-tech tools to equalize access.

Let's face it, nobody wants the have to squat or hover with their britches down in a ummm... "fluid" situation where you might need to bolt quick.

The Freshette product line lets women have all the mobility advantages men do while doing a number 1.


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