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December 26, 2012

If It Weren't For Drama Majors and Clown College Graduates, I Just Wouldn't Know What To Think About Issues

Awesome. Many of the usual suspects, but some fresh, disappointing faces, like Amy Poehler and Rasida Jones and Jeremy Renner (who carries a gun and shoots people in every movie he makes, except for the ones where he carries a bow and shoots people).

How come every Celebrities-Endorse-a-Policy-or-Candidate commercial is the exact same type -- each one saying one or two words, that word repeated by multiple speakers with minor variations, etc.? Like this:

People.

People.

People who need.

Need.

People.

People who need people.

Are the luckiest.

Luckiest.

People.

In the world.

In the world.

People.

People.

People.

World People.

Hmph, I thought these were creative types. How come it's always the same g-damn thing?


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