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December 12, 2012

Steve Crowder To Union Thug: Either Fight Me In a Sactioned MMA Brawl, Or I'll Send You To Jail

The punk was identified.

And there's nothing sadder than a 55 year old punk. We understand the 17 year old punks. But to still be a punk at 55?

rowder gave an ultimatum to the man who punched him in the face: come forward and face jail time or face him in a mixed martial arts (MMA) match.

“You can come forward, I’ll press charges, you’ll go to jail,” Crowder said. “Or, since you wanted to cheap-shot me, we can host a bout in a sanctioned, legalized MMA competition.”

...

“Face me like a man,” Crowder taunted, adding that he was “easy to find.”

Yeah, the grayhair punk isn't going to do that.

Swiped from @benk84's headline thread.


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