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"Like a Basketball Game:" Miami obliterates Denver with 70-20 score, 750+ yards of offense
The all-time record was 73 points, from a championship game in the 40s. Miami had a chance to equal that with an easy field goal from 28 yards, but chose to take the knee and run out the clock.

What ever happened to Lilly Singh (and why couldn't it have happened to her sooner)?

CBD and J.J. Sefton are joined by Joe Mannix to discuss: Bobert and Brand are to be destroyed while pervert criminals like Biden are protected, Menendez finally under the gun?, Impeachment follies and Merrick Garland's "grilling" before Congress, Biden's new unconstitutional Klimate Korps, Government by"QUANGO?" the complete de-fanging of the US military, Colony Ridge and the erasure of the border, Gerontocracy/Kleptocracy and talk of term limits, and more!

I do not even know how I ended up here, but I thought this post was good. I do not know who you are but certainly you're going to a famous blogger if you aren't already

-- Even our spammers are flattering! [CBD]

McCarthy Denied Zelenskyy's Wish to Address Congress
He has testicles? Who knew! [CBD]

Almost 3/4 of Americans Think The Nation is Becoming a Police State [CBD]

CJN: THE PODCASTCBD and J.J. Sefton discuss: Senate ditches dress code to appease low-life vegetable Fetterman, Biden refuses SS protection for RFK Jr., the mistrust, misery and death engendered by the useless and dangerous Covid shots, the more AGW is debunked, the more the propaganda heats up, and more!

106 Paul comments like I dress

Posted by: John Fetterman

There's a new internet conspiracy theory claiming that John Fetterman has been replaced by a double. A Fetterganger, if you will.

I don't see it. Compare this older picture of Fetterman:

...with this newer photo of Fetterman:

Looks like the same guy to me. I think people are just getting hung up on the facial hair.
(ETA: The second picture is from the Fetterman Netflix biography - [Weirddave])

Forgotten 90s Mystery Click
For [song title]/ I had no obligations/ My mind was a blur/ I did not know what to do/ I think I lost myself/ When I lost my motivation/ Now I'm walking 'round the city/ Just waiting to come to

Forgotten 80s Mystery Click
And do you feel scared? I do, but I won't stop and falter
He says that like eighteen times in the song. The song has fifteen words of lyrics.

Days After Biden Approves $6 Billion Ransom Deal, Iran Takes Another Westerner Hostage
You can't make this sh*t up! [CBD]

CJN: THE PODCASTS4,E12 - CBD and Sefton discuss: the Hunter Biden gun indictment, the UAW goes on an historic strike that could have major ramifications for political shift, the pols' resentment/revulsion of the people, Susanna Gibbons blames people for noticing her porn tape, Disney strangles the golden goose, and more.

Texas AG Ken Paxton Acquitted of All Bogus Charges Let's hope this is the proverbial nail in the coffin of the Bushes and their globalist backers. [J.J. Sefton]

Update: How Dove's homely, morbidly obese life-hating spokeswhore gleefully destroyed the life of a white student who dared to be physically present on BLM-"owned" streets

Chicago Mayor Wants Government-Owned Grocery Store We've heard this tune before! "I owe my soul to the ~~company~~ government store" [CBD]

ABC News Staffers 'Freaking' out over Reports Disney in Talks to Sell Outlet to Mogul Byron Allen, Nexstar
And so it begins... [CBD]

Flashback: Foreign Agent Double-Oh Joe: License to Fall

Megyn Kelly talks with David Zweig about Malignant Dwarf Anthony Fauci's absolute refusal to stop lying in even a single interview

Armed Robber Thwarted by Good Guy with Gun at Georgia Fast Food Joint
"The suspect was rushed to the hospital and will face a number of charges, including armed robbery, aggravated assault, and possession of a firearm by a convicted felon..."
But...but..but...that's illegal! [CBD]

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Miami had a chance to equal that with an easy field goal from 28 yards, but chose to take the knee and run out the clock. What ever happened to Lilly Singh (and why couldn't it have happened to her sooner)? CBD and J.J. Sefton are joined by Joe Mannix to discuss: Bobert and Brand are to be destroyed while pervert criminals like Biden are protected, Menendez finally under the gun?, Impeachment follies and Merrick Garland's "grilling" before Congress, Biden's new unconstitutional Klimate Korps, Government by"QUANGO?" the complete de-fanging of the US military, Colony Ridge and the erasure of the border, Gerontocracy/Kleptocracy and talk of term limits, and more! I do not even know how I ended up here, but I thought this post was good. I do not know who you are but certainly you're going to a famous blogger if you aren't already -- Even our spammers are flattering! [CBD] McCarthy Denied Zelenskyy's Wish to Address Congress He has testicles? Who knew! [CBD] Almost 3/4 of Americans Think The Nation is Becoming a Police State [CBD] CJN: THE PODCASTCBD and J.J. Sefton discuss: Senate ditches dress code to appease low-life vegetable Fetterman, Biden refuses SS protection for RFK Jr., the mistrust, misery and death engendered by the useless and dangerous Covid shots, the more AGW is debunked, the more the propaganda heats up, and more! 106 Paul comments like I dress Posted by: John Fetterman There's a new internet conspiracy theory claiming that John Fetterman has been replaced by a double. A Fetterganger, if you will. I don't see it. Compare this older picture of Fetterman: ...with this newer photo of Fetterman: Looks like the same guy to me. I think people are just getting hung up on the facial hair. (ETA: The second picture is from the Fetterman Netflix biography - [Weirddave]) Forgotten 90s Mystery Click For [song title]/ I had no obligations/ My mind was a blur/ I did not know what to do/ I think I lost myself/ When I lost my motivation/ Now I'm walking 'round the city/ Just waiting to come to Forgotten 80s Mystery Click And do you feel scared? I do, but I won't stop and falter He says that like eighteen times in the song. The song has fifteen words of lyrics. Days After Biden Approves $6 Billion Ransom Deal, Iran Takes Another Westerner Hostage You can't make this sht up!* [CBD] CJN: THE PODCASTS4,E12 - CBD and Sefton discuss: the Hunter Biden gun indictment, the UAW goes on an historic strike that could have major ramifications for political shift, the pols' resentment/revulsion of the people, Susanna Gibbons blames people for noticing her porn tape, Disney strangles the golden goose, and more. *Texas AG Ken Paxton Acquitted of All Bogus Charges* Let's hope this is the proverbial nail in the coffin of the Bushes and their globalist backers. [J.J. Sefton] Update: How Dove's homely, morbidly obese life-hating spokeswhore gleefully destroyed the life of a white student who dared to be physically present on BLM-"owned" streets Chicago Mayor Wants Government-Owned Grocery Store We've heard this tune before! "I owe my soul to the ~~company~~ government store" [CBD] ABC News Staffers 'Freaking' out over Reports Disney in Talks to Sell Outlet to Mogul Byron Allen, Nexstar And so it begins... [CBD] Flashback: Foreign Agent Double-Oh Joe: License to Fall Megyn Kelly talks with David Zweig about Malignant Dwarf Anthony Fauci's absolute refusal to stop lying in even a single interview Armed Robber Thwarted by Good Guy with Gun at Georgia Fast Food Joint "The suspect was rushed to the hospital and will face a number of charges, including armed robbery, aggravated assault, and possession of a firearm by a convicted felon..." But...but..but...that's illegal! [CBD] Recent Comments Grumpy and Recalcitrant: "Sees the freshly added Mecha-Hitler Babylon Bee a ..." Quartermaster: "You need to ask why those Ukrainians joined the Ge ..." tubal: "A list of Nazi allies in WWII is interesting, and ..." Catch Thirty-Thr33: "Canada is not a free country anyway. 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