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May 14, 2021

Quick Hits: F*** It All Friday Edition

18 experts in virology write joint letter published by Science demanding a full investigation into covid's real origins -- wherever that may lead.

Is it just me, or is this creepy?

https://bit.ly/3uQuvMb

"The ImmunaBand is the outward symbol of the COVID-19 Vaccination. In every interaction with fellow employees and the public, the ImmunaBand bracelet contributes as a silent witness to the power of the vaccine..."

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CULT STATUS:

[ ] YES

[ ] NO

[X] DEFINITELY NOT A

I gotta tell you, I feel the shameful red of embarrassment that I did not see the opportunity to fleece religious maniac dullards and exploit the congenitally stupid by selling them shoddy devotional tchotchkies.

They're such mindless cultists. They're a veritable mint waiting to be unloaded.

conspiracytheoristkaren

Sarah Silverman -- who is obviously no genius anyway, but who is also now radioactively unfunny -- made the bold pronouncement that Bruce "Caitlyn" Jenner is transphobic.

Hawaiian shirts are making a comeback.

Oh no they're practically Nazi uniforms!!!!

The colorful and uniquely patterned shirts are making a comeback this year, according to The Hollywood Reporter. The news outlet reports that part of the appeal of the shirts is the wide variety of styles they come in, which allow the wearer more freedom to express themselves.

The trend was apparently inspired by a shirt recently worn by David Beckham in Miami. The Saint Laurent by Anthony Vaccarello shirt reportedly inspired more people to attempt to pull off the colorful, yet casual look that Beckham went with.

I've wanted a Hawaiian shirt for a long time, but didn't get one, first because I thought, and this is stupid, "What's with all these flowers and birds? This is gay."

Then I accepted that flowers and birds and pineapples were essential motifs of the shirt, so I sought a shirt with... less gay flowers and less gay birds. Like, manly flowers. Flowers with biceps. Like, birds with guns and dicks.

Again, this is embarrassing. These are the stupid thoughts my stupid brain has when I'm not minding it.

I do not seek your approval. I only seek your pity.

In 2017, Dr. Shi Zengli -- the "Bat Lady" herself, the woman who worried publicly that covid might be one of her own Frankenviruses -- stated in a paper that her work was being funded by Anthony Fauci's NIH/NIAID.


Also note that that MIT biologist says that some of the techniques described in that paper are "gain-of-function" techniques.

But Fauci is a dues-paid member of the Ruling Class. He gets to commit perjury with impunity.

Maybe they'll award him an Emmy.

WORSHIP YOUR INFALLIBLE GOD-GOVERNMENT:

While the Biden Administration pumps millions into the Palestinian Authority, they refuse to commit to selling Israel more of the Iron Dome missiles that saved so many Israeli lives in the latest Hamas terror-bombardment.

Take a bow, NeverTrump. You put this into office.

This is a week old, but worth noting.

The Wisconsin Democrat party put out a video showing people dancing over their "stimulus checks."

Their welfare checks, that is.

There was a time when welfare was viewed as a bit of charity people were or at least should be a bit embarrassed to take.

No longer, of course. As I think Chris Rock pointed out 20 years ago, there are literally welfare songs on the radio.

But the Democrat Party didn't admit they were leaders of the Welfare Song and Dance club until now.

They deleted that video after people pointed out that they were now simply the Welfare Queen party, but someone had made a copy.

The very best of hands:

But-but--

The tweets are very nice, no...?

AREN'T THE TWEETS VERY NICE?!?!

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