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May 13, 2021

If This Is The ONT, It Must Be Frid...Wait, Thursday? I'm Confused

Good evening Horde. I leaving on vacation today, this will probably be posted from somewhere close to the Alabama/Mississippi border. Tomorrow you will be getting a guest ONT. Never fear, however, because I will be giving you your weekly dose of memes and merriment tonight instead of tomorrow! I think that calls for a celebration. How about cake? I'm not a huge cake fan, but this could get me to change my mind real quick.

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Y'all liked this guy last week. Here's another one

Not. A. Cult.


When you care enough to send the very best


Important new discovery


When this guy says “God hates me”, I might be inclined to believe him

Wholesome content


When flying was fun


Move along. Nothing to see here


I said nothing to see here

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Actually, I am a little bit worried. We're taking the RV to Georgia, where 50% of the stations are out of gas right now. Still, it's only 8% in Alabama, and we can fill up there and make it to where we're going and back on one tank. We should be OK. I hope.

I feel sorry for this guy. He obviously didn't know what to do, but she's not any help. (language warning)

Well, that's an interesting playset

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If the kids that appeals to don't want to be doctors, there are other options





World's greatest pickup artist

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Factoid of the week


Online learning is going great



The future is now


Fido Friday Thursday


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