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May 13, 2021

If This Is The ONT, It Must Be Frid...Wait, Thursday? I'm Confused

Good evening Horde. I leaving on vacation today, this will probably be posted from somewhere close to the Alabama/Mississippi border. Tomorrow you will be getting a guest ONT. Never fear, however, because I will be giving you your weekly dose of memes and merriment tonight instead of tomorrow! I think that calls for a celebration. How about cake? I'm not a huge cake fan, but this could get me to change my mind real quick.


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Y'all liked this guy last week. Here's another one


Not. A. Cult.

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When you care enough to send the very best

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Important new discovery

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When this guy says “God hates me”, I might be inclined to believe him


Wholesome content

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When flying was fun

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Move along. Nothing to see here

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I said nothing to see here

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Actually, I am a little bit worried. We're taking the RV to Georgia, where 50% of the stations are out of gas right now. Still, it's only 8% in Alabama, and we can fill up there and make it to where we're going and back on one tank. We should be OK. I hope.

I feel sorry for this guy. He obviously didn't know what to do, but she's not any help. (language warning)


Well, that's an interesting playset

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If the kids that appeals to don't want to be doctors, there are other options

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Pelosi

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Whoops


World's greatest pickup artist

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Factoid of the week

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Online learning is going great

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Rocketeer!


The future is now

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Fido Friday Thursday

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Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by the sucker born every minute:

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posted by WeirdDave at 10:00 PM

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