Trump, Like Batman, Rallies the Forces of Justice in Crime-Ridden Shithole As Washington DC Records Its First Murder-Free Week Since March

Apparently Trump did not go on patrol after all. Sadly! I imagine this is because left-wing lunatics would take multiple shots at him and the Secret Service said "No way, Jose."

Terrorist wire service AP says that citizens are "on edge," not about the rampant crime, murder, and carjackings in their city, but that the police are setting up checkpoints and looking for criminal illegal aliens.

Federal authorities have set up checkpoints around the nation's capital, sometimes asking people for their immigration status and detaining them, as President Donald Trump's crackdown ensnares more residents each day.

The crackdown is "ensnaring more citizens," you see. Not arresting criminals -- "ensnaring more citizens."

I thought "No one is above the law." Was I misinformed?

Trump claimed that a crime crisis required his Republican administration's intervention in the Democratic-led city this month, brushing aside statistics that showed the problem was already waning. However, immigration enforcement appears to be a priority, as more than a third of people arrested in the last two weeks were in the country illegally, according to the White House.

Hundreds of federal agents and National Guard soldiers have surged into Washington, leaving some residents on edge and creating tense confrontations in the streets.

Tense confrontations? You mean criminals attempting to obstruct law enforcement, don't you?

A day care center was partially closed Thursday when staff became afraid to go to work because they heard about federal agents nearby. An administrator asked parents to keep their children at home if possible.

Other day cares have stopped taking kids on daily walks because of fears about encountering law enforcement.

Weird. The crime crisis was all a fantasy. The real fear turns out to be... policemen and troops keeping an eye on criminals.

People didn't have their lives stolen by demons this week, and this makes the left sad.

As the wailing and gnashing of teeth over the Trump administration's takeover of the Washington DC police force begins to fade, the results are coming in, and they are nothing short of extraordinary.

As of Wednesday afternoon, the nation's capital has had no murders for seven days, something that had not been achieved since March and something I can find no recent record of in summer months when the murder rate is typically at its highest.

Last Monday, when a man was tragically gunned down in Logan Circle just hours after the Trump takeover, Rep. Eric Swalwell, D-Calif., took to social media to say that "Trump owns this. No word if the congressman agrees Trump also owns the lives saved this past week.

And it's not just murder, according to the local police union. Robbery dropped 46% in the week after the takeover, carjackings were down a whopping 83%, and violent crime down 22%. Who could possibly argue against that?

What DC needed was not a slow and steady approach to crime that fluctuates the rates here and there. It needed a shock to the system, and it got one. The patient is responding very well.

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The only real question left to ask about Trump's efforts to fight crime in DC is, why didn't we do this sooner?

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[Chinese spy-hooker fornicator and public farter Eric] Swalwell is absolutely right: Trump owns this remarkable drop in crime in Washington that we are witnessing, just as his Democrats own the killing fields they allowed it and so many of our cities to become in the first place.

For the first time in a long time in our capital, there is hope that children being murdered in gang shootouts can be a rare tragedy again, not a predictable occurrence.

It's no good news to CNN, where racist black woman Abby Philip is boohoo whinin' and cryin' that Stephen Miller and JD Vance used mean "rhetoric" to insult the "elderly white hippies" who were rudely heckling them.

Abby Philip is employed at network that has called Trump a racist rapist every day for almost ten years, but she thinks the Real Story in DC isn't the sudden collapse of crime culture, but JD Vance very accurately identifying the out-of-towners being bused in to take part in paid protests.

Our violence is speech, your speech is violence.

I hope Scott Jennings quits her show and leaves her with zero ratings. Then she can cry about the White Man sabotaging her some more.

posted by Ace at 01:24 PM

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