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May 13, 2021

Quarantine Cafe: Lady Cop Thinks She's TJ Hooker Or Something Edition

Mickey Rourke discovered Law & Order: SVU during lockdown -- after it's been on tv for like 20 years-- and you can say he's kind of a fanboi.


Did Disney form an alliance with China? Or Russia?

Or both?

Wow, George Conway, Michael Steele, and Evan "Deadbeat" McMullin are leaving the Republican Party -- again.

Or like for the tenth time.


Max Boot writes an article declaring "I am no longer a Republican" every month. Whenever he has a deadline coming up and nothing to write about. He's got a macro set up that writes 90% of the column; he just has to add the Leftwing Outrage of the Week in the introductory paragraph, and then hit "PRINT."

This franchise of endlessly threatening to leave and endlessly actually leaving has had more sequels that Friday the 13th.

JUST

GET

THE

FUCK

OUT

ALREADY.

Your threats are meaningless, and your declaration of defection is hereby...

ACCEPTED.

Now fuck off and do please die.

This woman's a good fighter. Squares up, doesn't get fazed by a sucker punch, advances relentlessly*, even delivers a front kick to a dude's chest.

Yes, Steve Inman did a playcall already.

* I'm not saying that always-advancing is some kind of rule in fighting. But I would say that untrained fighters do not advance this way (except when they duck down and try to tackle the opponent, you know, sloppy grappling as an instinctual default) and don't know what to do when someone keeps advancing up in their face throwing punches.

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