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Quick Hits: Pride Month Comes Early! EditionOh good, we're going to have six weeks of Pride Month instead of the usual four. She shows off the butchery in a photo that garners praise from the media. Content warning: the photo shows a woman's naked breasts. Though they have been cut off and maybe replaced with a pec impant? A study claims that straight men cuddle with each other all the time, and it's just not talked about. And the media keeps pushing this fake study. They really want to make Straight Male Cuddling a thing. British researchers hypothesized that yes, gender boundaries are expanding. To prove it, they talked to 40 straight male athletes aged 18 and 19, which the study labels the typical arbiters of masculinity, to see if they've ever cuddled and spooned with another man before. The researchers figured that, if gender norms are changing, more straight men will say they're okay with cuddling and spooning with another man. Gee, I wonder if this "study" is, like most fake sex studies done by the activist "academic" left, based on self-reports garnered from a cattle call which of course only gay dudes responded to. The study's sample was definitely limited. Not only did researchers only interview a small sample of 40 people, but they focused on a very narrow demographic of men: 18-to-19 student athletes from a British university. And these students were hand-picked by the researchers, so the results weren't randomized (the golden standard for research). This focused sample allowed the researchers to carefully interview this specific group of British men, but, as a result of that focus, it's unclear if the findings apply to a broader, bigger population. So there you go. A friend who keeps tabs on Blue Anon Twitter says that she has seen this story really, really pushed by the left. "Blue Anon is really trying to make this happen," she says. Relatedly-- content warning for this raunchy Boyscast podcast in which they read and comment on another leftwing article claiming that men should be "pegged," and would really super-enjoy it if they allowed themselves to be anally penetrated. Anyone notice a theme with the media's "reports" on sex? It's weird, it's almost as if they have an agenda to turn men into women or, if that's not possible, at least turn them into gay men, who are less Problematic. An unidentified team in the Woke NFL told an Asian applicant for a coaching position that he wasn't really a minority, so he wouldn't get the job. The NFL's transition from prominent sports league to middling left-wing institution is proceeding apace. Reports suggest the league is attempting to emulate the systemic racism of elite universities, where qualified Asian students are frequently penalized for being the "wrong" kind of minority. Ocean City, NJ, restaurant uses a robotic server in order to cope with labor shortage. I think Instapundit linked this with the commentary, "FIGHT FOR FIFTEEN!" Yes, at some price point, a robot becomes more economical than a worker. Decrepit cvck George Will: "I'd like to see January 6 burned into the American mind as firmly as 911." Because the Four Hour Insurrection was every bit as bad as nearly 3000 murdered Americans. You silly bitch. Biden babbled incoherently some more, even while simply reading a script written for him. — imię nie może być puste (@Nijakitaki76) May 24, 2021 81 million votes they tell me. And when I see Biden struggling to form simple sentences (that are actually written out in his notes!), my belief that he got 81 million votes only increases.
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The end of the pandemic has a very, very sad side-effect: With women's faces no longer covered, men will tell them to "Smile" again!!! Oh no!!! I wish we had the pandemic back!
Maybe this is why so many Karens are refusing to ever take their masks off. Bless their hearts. Black Lives Matter, sponsored by American Express and Visa.
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