Saturday Night Club ONT - September 5, 2026 [Disco & Dino]

Welcome to Club ONT - a whelming collaboration of The Disco and The Dino.

Open thread - bar is open, too. Come in in, grab a drink or 2. Or 3. Keep it light and friendly. The moose out front is on troll patrol, so say a word of thanks as you pass by that the moose is on duty.

Saturday Night Jokes and Other Funnies

My son came home from school and said: “Dad, I got a part in the school play, I play a man who's been married 30 years."

I replied: “Maybe next time you'll get a speaking part."

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A man loses three fingers in a work accident.

At the hospital he asks the doctor, “Will I be able to drive with this hand?"

The doctor replies, "Maybe. But I wouldn't count on it."

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My wife asked me, "Why don't you treat me like you did when we were first dating?"

So I took her to dinner and a movie then dropped her off at her parents' house.

Drink of the Night

A frozen drink for the unofficial last Saturday of summer. Dirty Banana

Ingredients 2 ounces rum

1 ounce banana liqueur

1 ounce coffee liqueur

2 ounces half-and-half (or 1 ounce heavy cream and 1 ounce whole milk)

1 banana, slightly overripe, cut into chunks

Garnish: banana chunk, with peel

Directions
Add all ingredients into a blender with a small (6 ounce) scoop of ice and blend until smooth.

Pour into a Collins glass.

Garnish with a banana chunk.

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Club ONT Jukebox

The 2002 original:

The 2019 enthusiastic one-man-band heavy metal for YouTube cover:

The brand new August 2026 cover:

The song has staying power!

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There has been a noticeable decline in the amount of Chung Wanging here at Club ONT. Patrons are reminded that everybody is encouraged to have fun, which simply can not occur if everybody doesn't also Wang Chung.

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