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The next Starship test rocket is being rolled out to the launch platform
I don't think there's any launch date yet, but I guess it's coming soon.
Trump Presses GOP Entities to Stop Using His Name, Likeness "Former President Donald Trump sent cease-and-desist letters demanding that Republican National Committee (RNC), the National Republican Senatorial Committee (NRSC), and the National Republican Congressional Committee (NRCC) stop using his name and likeness to raise funds, a Trump adviser told The Epoch Times."
"BlueAnon" now defined on Urban Dictionary
Which BlueAnon conspiracy theory/information op will AllahPundit and National Review be pushing next week?
Now they've deleted it.
Former House Speaker Paul Ryan will hold a fundraiser for embattled House GOP Conference chairwoman Rep. Liz Cheney (R-WY) at the end of March, an invitation obtained by Breitbart News shows.

Posted by: Tami
Hidin' Biden: Sundown Joe wasn't seen publicly for three days earlier this week
But the White House did release a previously-taken picture to pretend that Biden was up and about. Where was he? Is he now calling lids for 72 hours straight?
A friend writes: "About 95 percent of the comments at *The HILL* are trashing the 'right-wing extremist threat' narrative. That's how obviously fake it is." And yet... of course, Conservative, Inc. believes it wholeheartedly and pushes the propaganda and celebrates trespassers being held without bail for months. Because Google and FaceBook are paying them too.
I just think it's strange that the people who told us they were Anti-Authoritarian for five years straight are now the most rabid advocates for permanent martial law and permanent suspension of even the most basic civil liberties. Isn't that strange? It's almost as if they were never Anti-Authoritarian at all. Or it's as if all of their (claimed) concerns about civil liberties and the normal functioning of a free republic only went as far as babbling about Orange Man Bad, and now that a demented r@pist is in the White House, the government can do whatever the FUCK it wants to do, no problem.
Is it too much for me to ask that they at least pretend to still be "anti-authoritarian"? Isn't it a bit rude to be so fucking blatant about dropping the "anti-authoritarian" schtick like a hot bullet the minute the Bad Orange Man is gone?
AllahPundit: The leftwing hoax about a QAnon Insurrection that I pushed like crazy didn't happen today, so, to save face, let me post this BREAKING new leftwing hoax about GOP lawmakers scheming with QAnon Shaman to invade the Capitol
We're in the middle of a crisis. We cannot risk a return to normalcy. We just need #TwoWeeks to mitigate the danger.
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We're in the middle of a crisis. We cannot risk a return to normalcy. We just need #TwoWeeks to mitigate the danger.
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We're in the middle of a crisis. We cannot risk a return to normalcy. We just need #TwoWeeks to mitigate the danger.
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We're in the middle of a crisis. We cannot risk a return to normalcy. We just need #TwoWeeks to mitigate the danger.
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Covid has given a lot of (bored) people a sense of meaning, purpose, morality, authority, and community.

That's why the whole mask/lockdown/vaccine thing has become so cultish.

To truly understand what's going on, better to look to religion and politics than science and logic.
So we're going to be locked down forever, and DC will remain an occupied Frozen Zone, because a bunch of neurotic suburban bougie Boomers have very empty and unfulfilling lives and the only thing that arouses them (in all senses of the word) is a good Twitter Panic
Dear Patriot:
Jake Tapper and Brian Stelter and Oliver Darcy have tweeted today -- but some of these tweets went unamplified by Conservative, Inc., because we just didn't have the funds to signal-boost those leftwing viral stories.
Every time a leftwing Deep State hoax is tweeted by Jake Tapper and it does not get a signal-boost from Conservative, Inc., Ronald Reagan's ghost cries phantom tears. And those tears run red, white and blue all over his ghost-gown.
PLEASE SEND US MONEY, so we can ensure that every hoax promoted by CNN gets vigorous, even tumescent cross-promotion by the GOP-branded wing of the DC Insider Uninparty.
How much can you send? $5? $10? $50? $100? Send as much as you can, PATRIOT -- we'll find a worthy use for it!
Jordan Schachtel

There was never a threat to the Capitol. I tracked the "intel bulletins" when they attempted this stunt the 1st time. Fake intel justifies the military occupation, which justifies the narrative, which justifies the canceling of your rights, which justifies labeling you the enemy.

He previously debunked these urgent "intelligence" warnings
B-b-buh Conservative, Inc. swore there really was a threat this time! And they always tell me they're Fighting For Me when they send me fundraising solicitations every week!!! They can't be lying, they were kind enough to make me a Hot Air VIP Member for the low low cost of $40 per year!!!
There is no more hostile environment to liberty than a regime of permanent crisis, one alleged national security emergency flowing directly into the next, each new supposed threat justifying, it is alleged, exciting new restrictions and limitations of the freedom to move, gather, speak, or even think.
And NeverTrump -- the GOPe Wing of the Insider DC Uniparty -- has justified, defended, cheered on and demanded every new crackdown on Americans' former freedoms.
Does anyone feel free any longer?
Does anyone imagine that the ruling class will ever cede back to us our freedoms? Freedoms we might use in dangerous ways, such as, to challenge or contradict the claims of the ruling class?
Could Joe Biden pass this cognitive test? [dri]
Candace Owens

About 10 of my friends who attended Trump’s speech but DID NOT go to Capitol building thereafter have had the FBI turn up at their door to ask them why they went to D.C

This is criminal intimidation. Our FBI is trying to scare conservatives against ever gathering in the future.
Less than seven minutes until the launch of Starship 10
If you missed it, go back to the time of the launch and watch it. It's worth it.
Watching Starship prototype #10's test flight. Scheduled for some time today. Behind the Black is carrying the livestream here. (Click the link) [J.J. Sefton]
Delayed 'til 5:30 Eastern [CBD]
John Hayward

Sexual harassment charges give Dems and their media a convenient way to get rid of Cuomo without admitting they were wrong to cover up his coronavirus killing spree.
50 years ago today the radical leftist Weather Underground bombed the US Capitol Building. "Anti-imperialist, pro-"Black Power" and anti-Vietnam War, the group had declared on the US in 1970. Its leaders later became tenured academics at American universities.
Hat Tip: MTF
Erick Erickson

Just had a caller to my radio show who says his Fortune 500 company has insisted its employees read a book about social justice by someone who claims if you voted for Trump in 2016, not only are you racist, but you're descended from racists.


Must be fundgrifting season over at his cvcksite.
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