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BREAKING -- The plane crash in DC has been declared a "mass casualty event."

Karoline Leavitt acknowledges the crash
Update: It was an American Airlines plane (a regional jet, they say) that hit a Blackhawk helicopter

Trump signs the Laken Riley act into law; a reporter asks him to talk about the federal grant freeze

A plane crashed into a helicopter over Reagan National Airport in DC; search and rescue operation underway in Potomac River
Sounds bad.
Update: video of the crash

Nick Sortor
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#BREAKING: Meta and Mark Zuckerberg have agreed to pay President Trump $25 MILLION for unjustly suspending his account in 2021

$22 million of that will go toward Trump’s Presidential Library

So now, ABC and Meta alone have funded Trump’s library to the tune of $37 MILLION

Polls & Shmolls Update:

Political Polls
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NEW Party Favorability poll (Net)
Republican's: -2
Democrat's: -26
New high for Republicans
Quinnipiac

Voicemails released in escalating Blake Lively-Justin Baldoni dispute

Podcast: CBD and J.J. Sefton are joined by Jim Lakely of The Heartland Institute in a free-wheeling discussion about the exciting first 10 days of President Trump's 2nd term.

Federal Agency: Small Businesses Don't Have to File Beneficial Ownership Reports This is a big deal: the rules were ridiculous, expensive, and completely unnecessary. [CBD]

NATO Allies Pledge 5% More Defense Spending Under Trump Pressure
This Trump fellow seems to be good at his job! [CBD]

Feds capture fifty Tren de Aragua prison gang members in single raid on Denver night club
Everyone knows where they are. The Democrats just want to fill the country with criminals who owe their continued freedom to the party.

Garrett's favorite song [CBD]

Jim Acosta is a low-IQ assclown with a bafflingly unaccountable narcissism complex

The Huge Upside to 'SNL's Extreme Bias [CBD]

Podcast: CBD and J.J. Sefton glory in the Trumpian avalanche of EOs, wonder whether the Democrat junta made a huge mistake in 2020, worry about Israel, and enjoy the pain of the Left!

Victor Davis Hanson on Trump's unstoppable rise to power. A long form interview (70min) that really captures the Trump phenomenon, where his mind is, and where we are going. [dri] Long but really insightful. Update for nerds: Tweet from VDH on Trump's inaugural speech (contrasted with Biden's legacy). This could provide a good introductory quote or two if you want to share the really detailed interview above. The video is great, but the transcript when VDH starts talking about the Latin phrases from the Great Seal is pretty bad. [KT]

Trump signs order granting clemency to 1,500 J6er Political Prisoners

Critical Drinker: 2025 Will Be the Year Marvel Was Pronounced DOA

Justice not Retribution. Reap The Whirlwind. [dri]

The Trump Effect has taken hold in China. Even CNN is impressed. [dri]

Meet The LAFD's First Paraplegic Firefighter
This is absolutely spectacular! [Hat Tip: Bluebell] [CBD]

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Thanksgivingmanship: How to Deal With Your Spoiled Stupid Leftist Adultbrat Relatives Who Have Spent Three Months Reading Slate and Vox Learning How to Deal With You

You're Fired! Donald Trump Grills the 2004 Democrat Candidates and Operatives on Their Election Loss
Bizarrely I had a perfect Donald Trump voice going in 2004 and then literally never used it again, even when he was running for president.

A Eulogy In Advance for Former Lincoln Project Associate and Noted Twitter Pestilence Tom Nichols

Special Guest Blogger Rich "Psycho" Giamboni: If You Touch My Sandwich One More Time, I Will Fvcking Kill You

Special Guest Blogger Rich "Psycho" Giamboni: I Must Eat Jim Acosta

Special Guest Blogger Tom Friedman: We Need to Talk About What My Egyptian Cab Driver Told Me About Globalization Shortly Before He Began to Murder Me

Special Guest Blogger Bernard Henri-Levy: I rise in defense of my very good friend Dominique Strauss-Kahn
Note: Later events actually proved Dominique Strauss-Kahn completely innocent. The piece is still funny though -- if you pretend, for five minutes, that he was guilty.

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Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree

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The Dowd-O-Matic!

The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)