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Biden's Foreign Policy Boss Called for Anti-Israel DNC Platform
"Jewish Democrats are working hard to convince American Jews that Biden will be friendly to Israel, but his latest move once again sends a very different message." [CBD]
Ennio Morricone has died. His score for the Mission. RIP, Senore. [TheJamesMadison]
North Texas City and County Leaders React to Abbott's Face Mask Order
"I don't have the time or manpower to worry about whether people are wearing masks or not[...] I believe the Constitution trumps everything, and I believe in personal responsibility." [CBD]
Brian Kilmeade: I just subscribed to The Dispatch
Lemme guess, you have another shit book to promote and you're trying to get on Jonah's little-noticed podcast?
Profs to America and Israel: Burn, Baby, Burn! "We are witnessing right now in the United States one of the most remarkable uprisings of black people against the structural regime of racial domination..." [CBD]
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Just remembered when I was little kid I was strictly forbidden from watching the Dukes of Hazzard by my mom because of the flag on the car. Good work, mom!

Yeah, making Juneteenth a holiday is going to appease these wild-eyed zealots and savages. I mean, all they want are some small symbolic gestures and tweaks to police procedure. They're not looking for racial vengeance and a Maoist cultural revolution or anything. (By the way, please ignore them when they expressly state they want racial vengeance and a Maoist cultural revolution.)
COVID-19 Herd Immunity Is Much Closer Than Antibody Tests Suggest, Say 2 New Studies
They are small studies, but still interesting. Although...it's from "Reason," so everyone was stoned. [CBD]
This is what a kleptocracy looks like
"Does @federalreserve actually believe buying foreign company bonds with US taxpayer dollars helps America?" [CBD]
And So It Begins
"For many New York City police officers, the realization has finally hit them like a ton of bricks. Literally. Neither the city, the mayor, nor the command staff has their backs, so officers are deciding to get out while the gettin's good.

Believe me when I tell you, this is not just a New York phenomenon. It's everywhere." [CBD]
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