Roommate Squabble: "I'll Put My Pizza Wherever I Want, You Vegan Soyfucker. PS Bacon is Life"

"Donair Pizza" is pizza topped with gyro-like donair meat. Corrected from original.

A newspaper invited readers to share "passive aggressive roommate tales," though I'm not sure that calling someone "soyfucker" counts as passive aggressive. Seems pretty direct to me. This blog recounts some of the better stories.

Via PetiteDov, who struggles to psych herself up about voting for McCain.

Correction: I really should have read those Google slug-lines more carefully.

Donair pizza isn't a chain, it's pizza topped with donair or doner meat. A gyro-like "meat."

Anonym writes:

Oh dear. First, a doner pizza is a pizza topped with doner meat. You don't put meat in a compost heap because it attracts vermin. Like mice, or indeed rats.

Ah. Well that makes good sense.

That said, I'll give up "soyfucker" and "bacon is life" when you pry them from my cold, dead hands.

posted by Ace at 01:13 PM

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