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May 16, 2008

Outstanding Science Determines That if You Last a Full Minute, You're Not Prematurely Ejaculating

A minute? Hell, some days I can do double that.

I can do a minute standing on my head.

Well, not really. I lack the upper body strength. But if I were suspended upside-down by some sort of complex sexual cantilever system, I could do a minute. Maybe even three or four because of, you know, discomfort and disorientation.

The International Society for Sexual Medicine (ISSM) gathered the world's leading sexual health experts to develop an evidence-based definition for the dreaded quick ending. They'll present the details of their conclusions May 19 at the annual meeting of the American Urological Association.

The researchers considered these factors: time to ejaculation, inability to delay ejaculation and negative consequences from premature ejaculation, or what they like to call PE.

In short, here's the new definition: "A male sexual dysfunction characterized by ejaculation which always or nearly always occurs prior to or within about one minute of vaginal penetration; and, inability to delay ejaculation on all or nearly all vaginal penetrations; and, negative personal consequences, such as distress, bother, frustration and/or the avoidance of sexual intimacy."

Always or nearly always? No, not "always or nearly always."


Ahem: Four men have offered to donate their penises to a Scandi (of course) museum of dorks.

The smallest in the collection so far is the bone from a hamster penis, only 2mm long.

Again -- I got that beat.

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