14 Taliban Die of Uromycitisis Poisoning and Hellfire Missiles, But Mostly Hellfire Missiles

I have plum run out of variations on this joke, and now have to swipe made-up diseases from Seinfeld.

Residents say a missile strike on a house in a Pakistan border village has killed about a dozen people.

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Villager Ibrahim Khan said local Taliban leaders had gathered for a feast at the targeted house, and at least 15 people were killed.

Including a Taliban biggie.

Villager Ibrahim Khan apparently couldn't be coached by the media to claim that six children and their fourteen mothers were killed.

Hot Air says this leader, Mullah YabbaDabbaDoo or some shit, was really a top, top guy:

Obaidullah served as Defense Minister during the Taliban’s reign of terror in Afghanistan. Known better as Mullah Obaidullah, he won his release from Pakistan along with other senior Taliban figures last November. Pakistan traded him for hundreds of their soldiers that the Taliban had captured in the frontier regions. The US considered him one of the closest Taliban associates to Osama bin Laden and badly wanted him dead or alive.

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Strategically and tactically, the Taliban will have a huge setback with Obaidullah’s loss. This isn’t a field commander with a few dozen terrorists under his control; Obaidullah sat at the top of the food chain.

posted by Ace at 05:23 PM

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