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May 14, 2008

Reverend Manning, Who Called Obama a "Long Legged Mack Daddy Pimp," Now Says Obama and Wright are Gay Lovers

Frankly he sounds like a fucking lunatic, but wouldn't it be awesome?

He says evidence will follow. Sometime.

It doesn't help that he calls Oprah Winfrey "the whore girl" and claims she wants to be Secretary of State and/or Vice President. Wright wants to be one or the other, too. He's unclear about who gets what post in an Obama Administration.

From JammieWearing Fool, who's as gob-smacked as Andrew Sullivan trying to set the digital clock on a brand-new high-definition progressive-scan vagina.

Good Point: Bumper Stickerist says--

Well, as Manning is black and a reverend, his statements *must* be true.

Anybody making claims to the contrary just doesn't understand.

Right. We were sagely informed that Wright's various lunacies were "right" from a certain point of view and we were not fit to judge them as vicious lies.

He was speaking in the "prophetic tradition," you see. Pretty much whatever silly shit he says is beyond criticism (and possibly true!).

Okay. Well I say this fucker is speaking in the "prophetic tradition," too, and ergo Wright's fucking that long-legged mack daddy Barack Obama up the ass.

Or does the rule not work when it can hurt Obama?

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