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May 28, 2008

Exposed!: The Acemobile (genghis)

Ever wonder why Ace doesn’t post on the weekends anymore? Well, it’s not because he doesn’t want to entertain you sad, needy people, but because he’s busy running his side corporation Ace Craft perfecting his latest infernal flying machine, the so-called “Gen H-4 co-axial counter rotating helicopter.”

His site boasts that it’s “World’s smallest one man helicopter.” Does it work, you ask?

It's the "GEN H-4." The world's smallest co-axial helicopter ever made! (that actually flies) This is a Japanese designed and manufactured ultralight one-man helicopter. The total empty weight of this helicopter is only 155 lbs.

Japan, of course. When they’re not busy firebombing Dresden and creating anime involving interesting new ways to use tentacles on young women, this is what they come up with.

We can has flight?

So, Ace’s constant complaints about the lack of flying cars is just a ruse to divert attention and investment dollars away from his plans to dominate the personal flight industry.

(found this via Iowahawk who actually links to a Mexican “strap-on” rocket helicopter company…yep, you heard me right…”strap-on”. Let your imagination run free on this one.)

Yeah, it’s a little old. Get over it.


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