Scientists Continue to Set Unrealistic Goals

Not for emissions reduction, but for emissions timing.

Scientists from around the world convene to answer the important question "What's the definition of 'premature ejaculation'"? Answer? 60 seconds or less.

You need to last one minute to avoid the label, experts now say.

The International Society for Sexual Medicine (ISSM) gathered the world's leading sexual health experts to develop an evidence-based definition for the dreaded quick ending.

I think I rather preferred the vague and fuzzy definition myself. And I really don't get the use of the word "dreaded" in that last part of the quote.

The researchers considered these factors: time to ejaculation, inability to delay ejaculation and negative consequences from premature ejaculation, or what they like to call a crushing sense of masculine inadequacy combined with deep seated feelings of failure and oh shit why did I do this with someone at work who can't keep her big mouth shut?

I might have messed up that quote some.

60 seconds certainly doesn't achieve the absurd definition of "optimal" (or as I call it "yeah, right), chronicled here by that liar our co-blogger DrewM, but it does set the bar a little lower which I'm sure a lot of you morons will appreciate.

Frankly I still maintain if I've been thinking about it all day it can hardly be considered "premature".

ripped from Slub's headline which he ripped from HotAir

UPDATE: Bumperstickerist read the book, saw the movie.

posted by Dave In Texas at 02:33 PM

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