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Cuck Rag Weekly Standard Accuses Dinesh D'Souza of "Puerile Antics," Overlooking Fact That Their Editor Emeritus Cap'n Bill Kristol Spends Almost All Day Engaging in Puerile Antics on Twitter, a Social Media Site Designed for Tweenagers
Also: The Cuck Cruise Brochure Has Also Strongly Urged Michael Bloomberg to Run For President: "Run, Mike, Run," the Headline Goes. This latest puerile antic was probably directed by Bill Kristol, still searching for a candidate to direct his billionaire backers' money towards, who many suspect is really still the top dog at the Cuck Cruise Brochure, with his title only changed to stave off a reader revolt.
Whatever happened to "Democracy in America"?
"As participation in civic life has dwindled, so has public faith in the countrys system of government."
[ArthurK]
Best Rap Hooks, Year By Year, from 1980 to 2018
Meh. Having listened through, I don't recognize a one of them past 1993.
Fucking Dirtbags: Liberal-Funded, FaceBook-Partnered Weekly Standard Now Pushing Out #FakeNews in Its Own Fact-Checks to Help Fellow Liberal Media Operation CNN
Maybe the Dirtbag Weekly Standard Will Next Claim that Noted Thumb Chris Cilliizza Wasn't Straight-Up Lying When He Claimed That Trump Told the FBI to Ignore the Kavanaugh Allegations, Making That Claim Up Out of Whole Cloth
If the Weekly Standard doesn't please their partner/boss FaceBook, who the hell is going to send them traffic? Their Donor Class patrons can write them checks but they can't pay people to read their shit.
Even More Flirt-Fighting About Food by, Get This, Sedentary Near-Obese Couchfruit Semi-Men
At least this time Tom "The Expert" Nichols is sticking to one of his two fields of core competency, 1 pouring food into his fat dicksucker or 2 aliens
When the aliens come to earth to open a fast-food franchise and begin offering Stunt Menu Items like The Doritos Milkshake, Tom "The Expert" Nichols will be your go-to commentator
Michael Anton Responds to Liberal Republican Defenders of Birthright Citizenship, Who've Now Decided that Birthright Citizenship is the Central Animating Principle of the Constitution
Liberal Republicans and Neocons define their Victory Conditions as proving to liberals they can do liberalism better than liberals. They are the chief ideological purity enforcers of the left. They make every leftwing priority a central priority for "conservatism," just offering "Market-based 'conservative' mechanisms" to achieve every agenda item on the leftwing checklist
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Hurricane Florence Sit-Rep
Massive, massive flooding. Losses of life and massive disruptions for the affected areas.
Eating Cheese and Butter Daily Reduces Mortality Rate, Risk of Cardiac Event
The Experts previously told us that animal fats would kill us.
CNN's Amanda Carpenter: Kavanaugh Shouldn't Be Confirmed Because He Lied
Amanda Carpenter of all people should be suspicious of politically-motivated, evidence-free sexual allegations. But whatever you need to do to #OwnTheCons, fam
Remember, with the NeverTrump liberals, it's all about "#MuhPrinciples" and not about a preference for liberal Rockefeller wing Republicanism or pure tribal loyalties and vicious tribal antipathies. Just ask them -- they'll drone on and on about it.
Who Would Win in a Fight, The Predator or Kevin McAllister from Home Alone?
Bear in mind, one of them is a sadist with no human empathy whatsoever, and the other one's got a cloaking field
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