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Speaking of Bad Poetry...Might as well repost this. Seems to fit in. It's dated -- written before the 04 election -- but still kinda funny. Warning: Contains flagrant potty-mouth. The Donkey Dedicated with love to Josh Marshall, Oliver Willis, Daily Kos, Atrios, and Andrew Sullivan Once upon a midnight gloaming, my mouth agape and whitely foaming, Ah, distinctly I remember, as the calender thinned e'er closer to November,
And so the pulsings of my cock grew stronger; and my weiner grew still longer, Of that darkness deeply drinking, my dinky winky, e'er shrinking, Back into the chamber turning, my choad within me burning, I stepped fearfully into the night, clutching throat and warding fright, Open here I flung the shutter, raging like a DU-nutter, Then this wicked ass began beguiling my sad fancy into smiling, The donkey, sitting lonely on the stoop, having now pooped out a stinky poop, Startled at the stillness broken by reply so aptly spoken, Then, methought, the air grew denser, stanked-up by the donkey's anal censer, `Be that word our sign of parting, ass or fiend!' I shrieked upstarting, as the ass began loudly farting-- And that donkey, never flitting, still is sitting, still is shitting, And yet the evil ass still is sitting, his dirty ass ever shitting, | Recent Comments
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