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30 Second Re-Enactment With Bunnies: This Time, Highlander | Main | The Anchoress Defends The Miers Nomination
October 03, 2005

Hospital Therapy Burns Man's Penis With Microwave, Then Cuts A Lot of It Off

He'll feel that in the morning. His wife won't.

A Mr Kang who went to a private hospital to have foreskin resection has lost more than he expected, the Xinmin Evening News reported Friday.

Kang, a middle-aged man, read an advertisement and went to a private hospital in Jinshan District on September 8. He followed doctor's instruction to take a course of microwave "heliotherapy". After one hour, Kang noticed that his penis had been burned black and was painful. He had difficulty passing water but the doctor had gone off work and he could find nobody to help him.

On the following day, the doctor tried to treat the inflammation and advised Kang to try other hospitals.

Urologists found that Kang's penis had been so severely "cooked" that the burned parts had to be excised reducing the size of the penis.

The problem was, of course, that he forgot to take the tin-foil off his penis before sticking it in the microwave. That's always the problem.

Thanks to cutaway.


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