Prescription For Back Pain? Sex With Your Doctor

Take two doses of rocketsauce and call me in the morning:

An Oregon woman whose doctor convinced her that he could cure her lower back pain by having sex with her is suing him and his medical clinic for $4 million, according to legal documents obtained on Monday.

The doctor, Randall Smith, who was 50 at the time, was stripped of his license and sent to jail for 60 days last year for charging the state's Oregon Health Plan $5,000 for his 45-minute "treatments" involving the woman.

"Dr. Smith's medical treatment included intercourse in which he told plaintiff was needed to help alleviate plaintiff's lower back and lower extremity pain," the former patient said in the lawsuit.

Ahem. This woman basically walked into the "plot" of one-quarter of all porno scenes ever filmed. They say the local pizza delivery boys and pool-cleaning guys just love her, especially when she doesn't have change for a decent tip.

Fun fact: There used to be a criminal law against this, mostly in the common law, but sometimes formalized into an entry in the criminal code. Well, it may still be on the books in some jurisdictions, but you don't hear about it much.

Tricking a woman into sex -- not really raping her, just tricking her -- is or used to be a crime called Seduction. You can look it up and everyting.

Thanks to SWOOD and The Wardobe Door.

Dr. Reo Symes' Counterpoint:

Just because your know-it-all AMA boys and fancy pants 'licensed' medical types don't yet recognize sex with Doctors as the cure all it is, doesn't mean it can't work miracles (particularly with the ample busomed).

Science doesn't care what what's 'politcally correct.' It cares about results. And if were gonna start a witch hunt on medical pioneers like this good man, men of science who actually GIVE A DAMN about young toned women with bak pain, then we might as well close up shop - throw in the towel on medical advancement.

Sure go ahead, shut down the visionaries, the pharmaceutical companies, everything trying to make a GOD DAMNED DIFFERENCE! Luddites!

Well, they do say it clears up the skin. So maybe it's not so crazy after all!

Though I'm not sure I'd trust a "doctor" who was incapable of successfully spelling "bosomed."

posted by Ace at 02:15 PM

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