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October 26, 2005

Crazy Concept Royalty Money

Yeah, so I had the idea of basing a band entirely on Tolkein's Simarillion (skip down to the entry on Wesley Clarke). (Or just skip it; it's an old piece that's been relinked a bunch of times before.)

And now these jackasses are stealing my ideas.

Check out some of these song-titles:

. War Of Wrath
2. Into The Storm
3. Lammoth
6. The Curse Of Feanor
11. Noldor (Dead Winter Reigns)
14. The Dark Elf
16. The Eldar

Although I'm angry as all heck, I have to also say: Sweeeeeeet! Track #14 will be the perfect "adventure music" to play as my 14th level drow assassin/ninja starts swinging his dual +3 nightblessed katanas into bloody action! Make your saving throws versus rockin' out, fools!

Thanks to Christopher.

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