"A woman struck by a hit-and-run driver in northern England said she was told off by a police officer for using the F-word to describe the driver."
The F-word she used was fat. The bobbie gave her a 'frosty' look and told her she couldn't use that word.
If you took a good tumble from a hit-and-run driver, how PC would you be feeling at the moment? It's a mad, mad, mad, mad, mad world.