And There Was Much Rejoicing

Just passed three million individual daily unique hits on this moronblog since it was started, and more than 5.6 million page views.

Let me thank once again my esteemed cobloggers, Dr. Reo Symes, LauraW., Harry Callahan and Tanker for keeping this blog interesting when I've got nothing and/or I'm out spending your "bandwidth donations" on Siamese-twin whores named "Yin" and "Yang" who, yes!, do in fact share a single set of genitals.

It's great... now I can fail to satisfy two women in the time it used to take me to fail to satisfy one. Money well spent, and I thank all of you -- donors and readers, because readers keep me in that crazy blog-ad money -- for making this dream come true.

Gross Oversight Update: It seems I forgot to thank some other folks -- all the guest-bloggers who have filled in for me while I was away at the rehab center entertaining sick children with my dead-on impression of James Mason.

Thanks to Dave from Garfield Ridge, Hoke Malokey, Rob From Say Anything, Lisa From Urban Grind, The New Vintage, Karol from Alarming News, Jenifer From Demure Thoughts, John From Wuzzadem, Slublog, Soxblog, the Unpopulist (he of the double Insta-link), and, man, it's been a while, anyone I'm leaving out. You guys all went bananas on the site when I was away.

And, while we're at it, thanks to George and Riehlworld View for putting together my new logo.

posted by Ace at 03:24 PM

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