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October 13, 2005

Rich Russians Pay Millions For Outsized Penises

Thus begins the long-feared Meat-Missile Gap.

But actually, they're suddenly into statues and paintings with enormous dorkbats.

Definitely some gay agenda at work here. You do huge penises, it's art. You draw a comic book with women with ridiculously large breasts, it's porn.

We straight dudes are so oppressed it's... why it's gob-smackingly vile, that's what it is.

Thanks to Bohemian Conservative, who thinks the guy from the Highlander series (I think) was robbed for the James Bond role.


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