Washington State Proposed Law Would Require Leaving One Room In Your Home Without Heat

Update/Correction! Feisty Republican Whore suspected this was a satire. Turns out she was right. The "proposed law" discussed below was actually a spoof put forward by someone fed up with Seattle's nanny-statism.

Thanks to Paul for straightening out that loose shit.

Still... I think the rant is funny.

ORIGINAL POST FOLLOWS:

Energy Nazis.

It's a weird thing. Somehow the various liberal erogenous zones -- the Rousseauian nonsense about man in his natural state, goofball theories about Indians, and Gaia-worship -- came together to make the use of energy sinful in the liberal mind.

Nevermind all the electricity liberals use writing goofy shit on-line, running strobe lights at raves, filling their pot-closets with UV light, keeping their meth lab warehouse lofts at a comfortable 72 degrees, making art-house short films deviant group sex with monkeys, indulging in ridiculously over-the-top cliches, etc.

At the hear of this silliness is a basic belief in magic. Yes, magic. The Reality-Based Community apparently believes they can supply the world with all the energy they need by tapping the greatest alternative energy source their is -- Love -- and building beautiful bicycle paths from Chicago to New York to cut down on all that wasted jet fuel.

posted by Ace at 12:33 PM

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