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Terrific: Lizzo Now Weighs In on the Sydney Sweeney Jeans AdYes, I agree, I cannot believe this non-story is still going after more than two weeks, either. Lizzo does not have great jeans. Lizzo is calling out Sydney Sweeney's controversial American Eagle jeans ad in a new song. Can we retire the ugly, trashy phrase "calling out?"
Clips from those videos under the fold. People pointed out the the Sweeney Jeans/Genes homophonic pun (Homophonic? SO CLOSE TO PRIDE MONTH?) was actually just a straight replay of of an early 80s Brooke Shields ad for Calvin Klein jeans. She also made a pun about "survival of the fittest," fittest meaning "how well these jeans cling to your buttcrack." American Eagle continues to not back down. Her 2019 Instagram video of her shooting guns with a Hollywood gun trainer (I think he trained Keanu Reeves for John Wick) has gone viral. Sydney Sweeney has impressed conservative admirers with her skills on the gun range after her American Eagle campaign caused controversy. Another video that's gone wild features her replacing the brake-pads on her fastback Mustang. For some reason, Lizzo decided she wasn't getting enough attention so she did her own "jeans ad."
A lot of people posted this Levi's ad from the surgically-altered Beyonce from a few years ago, and noted that no one freaked out then.
Well of course it didn't cause a fuss. The left insists on what they deceptively call "inclusion," as in, "We just want to be included in your representations of people on-screen." What they actually mean is, "We just want you to exclude all white people from our screens because seeing them causes our mental illnesses and character flaws like envy to spike."
I mentioned this last Friday, but it's just so egregious I have to post about it again. Leftist propaganda rag Rolling Stone claims that Akshually leftwingers are not freaking out about the ad at all, it's only right-wingers obsessing over it. And apparently we're talking about it to deflect from Jeffrey Epstein.
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