Jimmy Kimmel Runs Stephen Colbert's Partisan Op Playbook, Claiming DRUMPF!!! Is Censoring Him By Not Allowing Him to Broadcast an Ass-Eating Propaganda Interview with James Talarico

Before getting to that: Trump had some fun with the totally normal moderate straight Christian man James Talarico.

Talarico has campaigned to reduce/end meat consumption. In line with all Democrats who now say "woke 1 was crazyyyy" and disavow their past comments as just some internet "cringe," Talarico now says he loves meat and photographs himself chomping on a turkey drumstick.

An unearthed 2022 clip of Texas Senate candidate James Talarico urging voters to scale back "meat consumption" went viral on Tuesday with many lampooning the rising Democratic star.

Talarico, who has already taken heat for controversial 2020 tweets referring to the "virus of racism" and how White people are guilty of spreading it, was a hot topic on social media again when a GOP communications strategist posted old footage of the masked Senate hopeful criticizing meat consumption in the state famous for its barbecue.

"We have heard, I think heard more and more, issues of animal welfare. I think, not just because it's the right thing to do, and it's the moral thing to do, but also... necessary to fight climate change. It is now existential that we try to reduce our meat consumption, and that we try to respect animals," Talarico said during a fundraiser for laws against animal abuse.

"I am proud to say that our campaign has officially become a non-meat campaign," Talarico continued. "We are only buying vegan products from our local vegan businesses."

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"Talarico wants to represent Texas but is anti-meat, anti-gun, anti-oil, thinks white people are inherently racist, that God is 'non-binary,' and that the Bible justifies abortion," Rep. Brandon Gill, R-Texas, responded.
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He was wearing a covid mask while declaring that the need to reduce meat consumption was "existential" to fight "climate change."

Trump says Talarico called his campaign to end meat consumption "Beat Meat." I can't find evidence of that, but I'll allow it for the joke:

Which brings us to fat unfunny clown Jimmy Kimmel.

He's playing the same game Stephen Colbert did. Colbert, if you remember, recorded an interview with Talarico just before the Democrat primary. It's federal law that if a network which uses federally-granted airwaves promotes a candidate within 30 days of a primary election or 60 days before a general election, the network must provide equal time to his opponents.

At that time, the opponent was Jasmine Ratchet, and the White Racist Stephen Colbert didn't want to give her equal time -- because he supported his fellow Gay White Man. So they just aired the interview on YouTube, where equal time reules don't apply.

And then Colbert and Talarico ran an op pretending that the FCC forced them to do this because Talarico was so dangerous (to men's buttholes).

Well, the FCC didn't force this. You could have given equal time to Jasmine Ratchet, but you didn't want to do that, because you were acting as a partisan attempting to boost Talarico over Ratchet.

Which brings us now to Jimmy Kimmel. Kimmel also recorded an interview with the much-penetrated Talarico, and is running the exact same op of claiming that that DRUMPF!!! is censoring him fascistly.

posted by Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:24 PM

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