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October 07, 2005

Help Wanted

Al Qaeda looking for media designers.

Al Qaeda has put job advertisements on the Internet asking for supporters to help put together its Web statements and video montages, an Arabic newspaper reported.
Its a 'don't call us, we'll call you deal.'
Asharq al-Awsat said the advert did not specify salary amounts, but added: "Every Muslim knows his life is not his, since it belongs to this violated Islamic nation whose blood is being spilled. Nothing should take precedence over this."
Oh come on. Everybody knows Osama's loaded. And you're looking for volunteers? In countries where minimum wage is a chicken a month? No wonder Islamic countries are such a mess. You catch more flies with honey, numbnuts....and of course the standard bennies (72 unfortunate bimbos) which are, uh, deferred.

UPDATE: Hubris brings the funny:

WEB DESIGNER/DEVELOPER The successful candidate will have a thorough knowledge of HTML and Dreamweaver/ Contribute authoring environment, as well as knife-sharpening. The individual must also have excellent oral and written skills to communicate with other team members about jihad, site navigation, filthy Jews, content management, and related topics. The individual must be able to work independently if other team members get their asses blown up. Active delusions of grandeur are critical in this fast-paced environment. This is not an entry-level position. SALARY: Al Qaeda is proud to offer extremely competitive compensation packages. Every Muslim knows his life is not his, since it belongs to this violated Islamic nation whose blood is being spilled. Nothing should take precedence over this. *Al Qaeda is an Equal Opportunity Employer*

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