BLOGGER ALERT. Check Your Blood-Alcohol Level Before You Hit 'Send'

Saw a garden, overrun with weeds. I said, not me. Through Spring I smothered and plucked them. In Summer my garden was blooming brilliant. But in the slumberous warmth the weeds got ahead of me. Have I got the will, in this heat? Oh, let them go to seed And sleep with me under the snow Chancing some Spring awakening!

I wrote this hideous thing, when I was drunk off my ass one night and feeling a bit...faggish.
You know, that "I love yaaa maaan!" kind of drunky-wunky. It was meant to be a devastating commentary on how nations lose their way. Yeah.

Well, I posted it on Jack M's late Blogtower blog which is no more.
The next day I told him it was a drunken pu**y-fart and to please delete it.

He obligingly made it his top post and kept it there, so the other posters could rabbit-punch me for three weeks.

This is a cautionary tale chirrin.
Don't be like me.

Post sober.

UPDATE: How drunk is too drunk to post?...you may well ask. Well, a couple Valu-Rite vodkas and three klonopin may be fine if you're a 200-lb musclebound hulk like Ace, but here are some dandy guidelines just in case you're not:

*Are you incredibly proud of the profundititity of your deep thoughoughts? Hit the reded X and go to bededed instededed/.

*Can you actually see the keyboard? If you are squinting through one eye and randomly punching keys and backspacing, you should probably just hit that red X in the upper red hand red corner and red go to red bed.

*What?

posted by Laura. at 11:03 PM

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