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Dr. Ryan Cole, CEO and Medical Director of Cole Diagnostics regarding Covid, vaccine, & treatments. One half hour of must-see TV. The good doctor basically shreds the idiocy of masks, gives you some knowledge about the nature of viruses and the immune system, rips the bureaucracies for being in bed with Big Pharma and preventing safe, cheap effective treatments from being used and warns that these "vaccines" are one giant medical experiment. As we all suspected for a long time. [J.J. Sefton]
"We shall trudge to the work-camps like gentlemen, without the unpleasantness or uncouth demonstrations the so often mark the lesser orders, with our our principles intact and our wives held for safekeeping by our most trusted Tennis Coaches."
-- Conservative, Inc. motto
"What profiteth a man if he keeps his freedom but loses his principles?"
Hey Conservative, Inc., now that the left has launched its Final War on us, you know what might have been useful to us? Control of the presidency.
But you needed Trump out because of MUH FUCKING TWEETS
Scumbags. Grifter scumbag Karen liberals. Better save the money you took from the Koch Foundation, Google, FaceBook, the Chamber of Commerce, and Pierre Omidyar. Because once that's gone, you c***s are on welfare.
STAND BY...
THE SAGE OF SAVANNAH IS
PREPARING TO MAKE A STATEMENT...
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
PLEASE STAND IN HONOR
OF THE SAGE OF SAVANNAH
Erick Erickson
@EWErickson

We're rapidly getting to the point where the right decides organized boycotts are the only way to fight back.

Getting the point? Rapidly?
Your NeverTrump Conservative, Inc. Brain Trust, everyone.
While many of us were telling these corporate shills what was coming, they chose to suck up to #MuhCorporations and cash their fucking checks.
Please clap.
With this level of savvy commentary, I'm just shocked CNN hasn't snapped this handsome boy up.
Victim of the Nation of Islam Insurrectionist, Officer William "Billy" Evans
Does anyone suspect that William Evans will get less than one ten-thousandth of the media mentions that Brian Sicknick got?
Forgotten 80s Mystery Click
Hints: female-fronted guitar band and a B-plus-list staple of classic rock radio; bass line: dum-dum-dumdum-
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FOX NEWS "JOURNALIST" DECLARES, CONTRARY TO FACT, THAT BRIAN SICKNICK "DIED DEFENDING THE CAPITOL
Is everyone ready to trust your corporate neoliberal friends at Fox again? Well, fooled you!
Arf...Arf...Arf...
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Something musical to take your mind off of the current state of affairs: BABYMETAL. And Here's another song [dri]
Little Bennie Shapiro, the Rosie Ruiz of the conservative movement, announcing he will not support Trump over Hillary Clinton in 2016, and denouncing anyone who will oppose Hillary Clinton
Also, another NeverTrumper demanding a purge of Trump supporters -- what should we Trump-Supporters do now with the NeverTrumpers who promised to purge us, do you reckon?
But some people want to tell me this shifty, grasping little opportunist really "saw the light" later on, huh?
Saw the light, or decided to reposition himself (and join the marathon with 400 yards left to run) when he saw some mercenary advantage in doing so?
Just like he recently "saw the light" on empowering the government to imprison us!
Corrected: Though the article is not found at the link in that tweet, it can be found via an alternative search
Multiracial white supremacist caught on video offering racist rant to Asian cop
We should send in the national guard to take care of these multiracial white supremacists. That's the government's go-to move, right?
Jennifer Love Hewitt says the 1990s obsession with her body was "gross," and one courageous man apologizes for his grossness
I too am very sorry that I have previously objectified her both as a person and as an artist with Luscious Jugs
Kurp Metzger and Ethan Van Sciver
Viva Frei and Robert Barnes interview Nerdrotic
Both are full of stuff you've probably already heard, if you listen to EVS or Nerdrotic.
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