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March 09, 2021

Brain-Damaged Biden Can't Answer Questions, So Press Asks His Spokeswoman When He's Going to Get That Pet Cat They Were Promised

Here's the guy who won't hold a press conference, and you can see why:

Here's Biden trying -- and failing -- to remember the name of his own Defense Secretary.

They let Biden skate on his obvious mental incompetency -- and his handlers' hiding him from the world due to his dementia -- while "holding the White House accountable" about... a new pet kitty-cat.

I think they should name the new pet cat "Photo Op."

Mollie Hemingway approves of the Hidin' Biden strategy, for national security reasons:

It's not surprising that the current president hasn't been allowed to hold a press conference since he was inaugurated seven weeks ago. There seems to be no rush for him to address a joint session of Congress. And you know what? Let's keep it that way.

Biden's campaign from the basement worked because the media essentially ran his campaign, hiding issues that hurt him and elevating issues that hurt his opponent. People who were paying attention probably noticed that his public performances, whether debates or otherwise, were wildly erratic.

Sometimes he seemed completely focused and in control of his faculties. Other times he was flailing on stage or challenging voters to fistfights and calling them names. Sometimes he just seemed a little lost and would get support or help from his wife, Jill. She’s even helped him out in his interviews as president.

Just for national security reasons, maybe it's best if we keep him somewhat hidden for however long he lasts as president. Maybe it’s not great for us if foreign adversaries see him too much in his weakened state. Save him for those days that are good days, where he is alert and able to handle the pressures of public speaking. Otherwise, let the Democrat establishment run things.

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