Quarantine Cafe: Another St. Patrick's Day in Government-Enforced Isolation Edition
Daniel Turner
@DanielTurnerPTF
[Tonight] millions of you will appropriate Irish culture. You'll wear our colors, play
our music, eat and drink our heritage. You'll even try to speak our language.
When I protest you'll say something like "my best friend is Irish" as if that makes it OK.
I'm literally shaking.
If you wear a "Kiss me I'm Irish" sticker and you're not actually Irish... literally shaking.
You think we make light of ale and whiskey? These are symbols of a people oppressed for 400+ years by the crown.
Literally. Shaking.
It's just corned beef and cabbage- what's the big deal, right?
Like cultural appropriation isn't a big deal.
Sure, wear green. Might as well have put a bullet in my Granda's head, Cromwell.
Shaking. I can't even.
I'm 99.9% sure that's a parody.
But I guess I have to accept that there is a nontrivial chance that it's real.
Some great news:
Breaking911
@Breaking911
JUST IN: CNN has lost 47% of its primetime audience in the key 25-54 age demographic since Pres. Trump left office
Wombat and kangaroo are F-buddies. No just kidding, it's cute, but content warning, the kangaroo does keep trying to mount the wombat in the interests of "friendship."
At Paris fashion week:
The little reply at the end of this post makes it funnier:
You’re looking into this? What’s taking so long? People get thrown off of planes for lowering their masks. Is this anti-masker going to be allowed to fly on American in the future? pic.twitter.com/XFMup6SrhQ