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March 19, 2021
Friday Overnight Cavalcade Of Comedy!
Did you ever notice that we never have cavalcades anymore? Back in the 40s and 50s, everything was a cavalcade of this and a cavalcade of that. When we stopped having cavalcades, that's when the country really went downhill.
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We claim this dog in the name of the queen!
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) March 19, 2021
Problematic
Saving the planet
True Love
Yeet!
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) March 19, 2021
Men are dogs? No, men are spiders
Back when we had cavalcades, we had women like this. 'Nuff said
Trade Biden for this guy?
This guy ain't never going to get to Oregon
Sneak peek at the new Godzilla vs King Kong movie
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) March 19, 2021
Life imitates art
Good gag
That explains it
Saved your life!
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After Democrat Senators Tillis, Cassidy, Collins, Murkowski, McConnell, and Linsdsey Graham Balk, Trump Withdraws Ed Martin from Consideration for US Attorney from DC
Asked About His Steep Cognitive Decline on Propaganda Yenta Show The View, Biden Babbles Incoherently and Needs His Wifenurse to Step In
Bernie Sanders on Using Expensive Private Jets -- Paid for by Billionaire Pals -- While "Fighting the Oligarchy:" "You Want Me to Wait in Line at United With 30,000 People?"
Mark Halperin: A Source "Very Familiar With the Bidens" Tells Me That Biden, Inc. Is Going Broke as the Graft Spigots Have All Been Turned Off
American Pope Elected, Robert F. Prevost; He's Addressing the Crowd
The Indian Army Announces the Death of the Pakistani Terrrorist Who Beheaded American Journalist Daniel Pearl
The Morning Rant: Minimalist Edition
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After Democrat Senators Tillis, Cassidy, Collins, Murkowski, McConnell, and Linsdsey Graham Balk, Trump Withdraws Ed Martin from Consideration for US Attorney from DC
Asked About His Steep Cognitive Decline on Propaganda Yenta Show The View, Biden Babbles Incoherently and Needs His Wifenurse to Step In
Bernie Sanders on Using Expensive Private Jets -- Paid for by Billionaire Pals -- While "Fighting the Oligarchy:" "You Want Me to Wait in Line at United With 30,000 People?"
Mark Halperin: A Source "Very Familiar With the Bidens" Tells Me That Biden, Inc. Is Going Broke as the Graft Spigots Have All Been Turned Off
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