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March 02, 2021

The Morning Report - 3/2/21 [J.J. Sefton]

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Good morning, kids. Tuesday and before getting to the news, we have a technical problem to sort out. The tip jar at my site is having some sort of malfunction, and it is either rejecting donations outright or not reporting them. Given the current political climate, it could be intentional but I have no idea. I just wanted you all to be aware of this and also to thank you for your continued support. We are going to switch to a new company and will keep you informed. Note: this does NOT affect the AOSHQ tip jar so you can continue to support Ace there/here as usual. Thanks for your understanding and again your support. It is appreciated more than you know!

Now on to the headlines and in the lead is Andrew "the Angel of Death" Cuomo taking yet another hit as a third woman has now come forward to claim her ass meant quite a lot to the governor.

Anna Ruch, 33, told The New York Times that the 63-year-old governor made unwanted advances toward her and planted an unsolicited kiss on her cheek at the reception in Manhattan. "He said, 'Can I kiss you?'" Ruch recalled. "I was so confused and shocked and embarrassed."The allegation comes after two former state staffers accused Cuomo, 63, of sexual harassment on the job - - including one who claimed the governor kissed her without warning at his Manhattan office, which he has denied. Unlike the other two women, Ruch has never been employed by the governor or the state, according to the Times.

A former member of the Obama administration and the 2020 Biden campaign, Ruch said she met Cuomo at the crowded wedding reception in September 2019.

Within moments of being introduced, Ruch claims the gov put his hand on the small of her lower back, which was exposed in an open-back dress.

Pasqualino Settebelleze just called from Naples and said cosa fai?! Smooth operator, that Andrew. A ne'er do well nepot whose only life skills are inheriting political office from a parent, destroying the economy while enriching himself, and claiming the mantle of righteousness and purity while shielding himself from any investigations that might redound on him. That is, until now.

And while many in the press are doing their damndest to avoid this story, and the more horrendous story of Cuomo's dangerous incompetence resulting in the deaths of at least 15,000 elderly New Yorkers by forcing old folks infected with the Chinese Lung AIDS into nursing homes, there are some who are actually defending - DEFENDING - this loathsome criminal. One in particular, the appropriately-named Linda Stasi, comes across as such a pathetic, lying toadie it would make a Moonie or a Manson family member cringe.

On the bright side, Cuomo's political career is more than likely over. Will he face any real and significant criminal or civil penalties? Doubtful. He'll slither away for a while. Who knows, maybe 10 years from now he'll try and make a comeback and so long as he has that "D" affiliation after his name, he actually has a shot. Because being a Democrat means never having to say you're sorry. Or at least be sincere.


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