Quick Hits: Gaseous Bodies Edition

Oh la la, someone's angling to get his dick bent, huh?

Boys: Prepare to have your boners confused by the physical loveliness you're about to witness.

Those of you identifying as SuperStraight, part of the SSLGBTQ+ brigade, are about to have your little bigoted minds blown.

You know what really blew my mind? That Them identifies as "mentally/chronically ill."

And also: as a "Satanic witch."

Prepare to have your minds blown again: At some point, someone's going to actually do some research on this point, and is going to make the shocking discovery that 80% of the people involved in Twitter cancellation mobs and SJW hysterias are in fact in the mental health syndrome.

(The rest are trolls paid by the Democrats and Democrat-aligned Soros pressure groups, as well as corporations.)

We're going to find out that most of the people corporations are attempting to placate are in fact lunatics with no money and therefore no ability to participate in commerce, apart from the free "commerce in ideas" that Twitter allows them.

In other words: the lunatics are for real running the asylum.

Wendy Williams suffered a Gaseous Wardrobe Malfunction. Two of them, in fact.

I feel embarrassed for her.

I feel no embarrassment for these nasty skanks:

Some women need to learn that the line between "sexy because she's so overtly whorish" and "sick-makingly repulsive because she's so overtly whorish" is a very thin line.

And speaking of Madonna:

Yaphet Kotto -- who played the double role of Dr. Kananga and Mr. Big in Live and Let Die, and also played the double role of Alonzo Moseley and Special Agent Foster Grants in Midnight Run -- has passed at age 81.

Kotto was Jewish, it turns out.

That must be why he worked so much!

In addition to being a good actor, he was a good judge of material. He's one of those guys that when you see he's in something, you're pretty sure it must be pretty good.

Update: Apparently Cardi B. posts video of herself farting all of the time.

Nasty, nasty skank.

posted by Ace at 04:08 PM

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