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The Simpsons knows the truth
This is fake, by the way. And yet-- real.
You wouldn't expect the zombie TV timewaster the Simpsons to be daring, funny, or relevant, would you?
Too hot for the Bulwark! Bulwark superstar nepot (nepots do favors for other nepots) Molly-Jong Fast writes of three "legendary" sexists, Mitch McConnell, Donald Trump, and Brett Kavanaugh
She writes at Medium. I guess not even Pierre Omidyar's money was enough to get the Bulwark Brain Trust to publish this one.
Stunning and Brave: NBC filming Zorro series, featuring a (wait for it...) gender-swapped female Zorro
Also, a new "Rocketeer" series starring a (wait for it...) gender-swapped black female Rocketeer
It's just such an original idea and it just keeps making money!!! I mean, sure, Batwahmen, Supergirl, and The Watchmen (The Wokemen) are tanking, but it's gotta work one of these days, right?
"Resident Scholar" at Koch Kindergarten AEI: Mollie Hemingway named the whistleblower in order to facilitate death threats and harassment
I know that many donors to AEI do support this bullshit -- but do they all? Maybe it's time for the smart money to leave.
And maybe it's time for Republicans to reflexively oppose anything this Koch Kindergarten pushes
Legendary hockey announcer Don Cherry (he's the Canoehead version of Vin Scully or Harry Carey) fired for.....opining that immigrants to Canada should buy a poppy to honor Canadian war dead.
“People ... come here, whatever it is, you love our way of life, you love our milk & honey. At least you can pay a couple of bucks for poppies .. These guys pay for your way of life that you enjoy in Canada. These guys pay the biggest price."

And yes, they fired him on Remembrance Day. Disgraceful. [Weirddave]
Cindy McCain: My dead husband John McCain would be "disgusted" by attacks on Joe Biden
Yes, he would have been. He was always very pro-Democrat -- lying to his voters his whole life -- and only stopped hiding it as death approached.
Too good to be true rumor? Rumor is that Rise of Soywalker test screenings were a complete disaster
Weighing against the rumor: We now know that ABC hunts down leakers and tries to ruin their lives
Forgotten 90s Hip Hip Mystery Click
Hint: It's a "duet," sort of, between a guy trying to pick up a girl and the girl keeps shooting him down
Bit of trivia: It's actually not a girl and a guy. The male artist does both parts. He just alters his voice (including an electronic pitch shift) to sing the "woman's" part.
Which is weird because I think the "girl" sounds cute and now I'm having all sorts of feelings a boy shouldn't feel!
From our True Conservative discount "elites" at National Review:
"Over the past 25 years, each of our major parties has defended a president who had been credibly accused of rape."
I hope you guys have spent some time learning to code.
Say, why isn't National Review being sued by Nick Sandmann? They do realize that it smacks of partisan bias to refrain from suing National Review, Nick Frankovich, Rich Lowry, and Jonah Goldberg for similar slanders to the ones they're suing CNN and Ana Navarro for, right? I don't know, a jury hearing that they refrained from suing National Review might just wonder if this is really about justice.
let's recap, shall we?
1 ABC spikes story on Epstein
2 ABC goes apeshit when video leaks of reporter griping about it
3 ABC hunts down suspected video leaker, now at CBS
4 CBS fires "leaker"
5 she wasn't the leaker
6 media, everywhere: *crickets*

It's an organized crime racket that needs to be extensively investigated and we need a lot of legislation requiring disclosure from these people. We also need to start auctioning off the broadcast spectrum instead of giving it away for free to megacorporations that act in direct opposition to the public and national interest.
They also just need to be exposed -- "Routine Background Checks" on everyone in the media. They must not be permitted to keep a single secret.
Benjamin Wittes posts a lovely and inspiring quote for his friend Lisa Page. Hey, I've got a lovely and inspiring quote that I think about when I think of Lisa Page, too. It goes like this:
"Lisa Page has handled more cock than a Purdue processing plant."
It just... speaks to my heartsoul, you know?
Dang, people are just running train on this post as if it were Julie Swetnick at a fraternity mixer
Dang, someone just put this post on a Nantucket Rape Boat!!!
So what do you think this is all about? Is Lawfare going to hire this fallen woman, or is Wittes trying to warm up the jury pool to her in case there's a criminal charge sought?
Who do I ask? I heard Lisa Page's PR contact was Dixon Urmouf, but I don't know if that information is accurate.
Why is the "family-friendly" entertainment company Disney now the world's biggest player in the Pedophile and Rapist Protection Racket? And the witness/whistleblower intimidation racket?
Shouldn't Disney, which is supposedly a kid and family friendly megacorporation, be keenly interested in exposing pedophiles and rapists, rather than covering up for them?
How does it make corporate sense for Disney to kill stories about millionaire pedophiles, unless... important people at Disney had kompromat in this affair?
One doesn't undertake a huge and spectacularly public cover up unless what you're covering up is worse than the cover up itself, common sense would suggest...
Hey everybody, enjoy signing up to pay Disney $13 per month to watch the Mandalorian tv show...
I don't even know why I'd mention Disney Star Wars -- which is already a dead brand. The brand is so dead that toys -- which has always been the real profit engine of the Star Wars brand -- just aren't being bought in big numbers any longer. Even the just-released "Rise of Soywalker" toys area already being discounted or even at clearance prices, as World Class Bullshitters reports.
Mark Meadows tells Eric Swallwell to "shut up"
And aww, now Fusion Nat has the sadz
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