The Morning Report - 11/8/19

Good morning kids. The weekend is here, so lez-be-on our way. To the sham-peachment we go where despite the revelations that sooper-sekrit whistleblower Eric Ciaramella's attorney crowed about the plot to take out President Trump within hours after his inauguration and that the latest star witness, Ambassador William Taylor just shot a hole the size of an 18-wheeler into the Dem-Media Complex's narrative (his source for the charges against Trump is, get this, The New York Times!) on top of all the other exploded and debunked myths and lies about this President, the House is reportedly set to draft three articles of impeachment. I understand they are going to hit him with the Popeye Doyle "picking your feet in Poughkeepsie" clause that is sure to send him out of the Oval Office in handcuffs.

Despite the fact that this is being handled in the intelligence committee with Adam Schiff-for-Brains presiding, Matt Gaetz is pushing for Jim Jordan and Lee Zeldin to jump over to that committee to handle the questioning of witnesses. Excellent idea. From what I understand the reason it's in the intel committee in the first place is so that they can shield their patently obvious lack of a case and any potential Mueller-esque embarrassments under the cloak of "national security." Pfft. As our last link plainly states, and echoes my sentiments, all of this now goes way beyond Trump and 2016; it is naked ambition and a lust for absolute power. Whatever happens in 2020, the Left is now in it for all the marbles.

SHAM-PEACHMENT FOLLIES

• Report: House Democrats Consider Drafting Three Articles of Impeachment Against Trump
  
• Impeachment Witness Cites NY Times as Source for His Understanding of Trump's Ukraine Motive
  
• Testimony of House Democrats' Star Witness Pokes Holes in Their Narrative
  
• Rep. Gaetz: Jordan, Meadows, Zeldin Should Join Intel Committee to Question Impeachment Witnesses
  
• For Democrats, Power Isn't Everything: It's the Only Thing

  CLINTON/OBAMA COUP, CONGRESSIONAL PERSECUTION, SPYGATE, DEEP STATE, MUELLER DECEPTION
  Well this sure is curious (sarc); Sooper-sekrit whistleblower Eric Ciaramella's name appears in the Mueller Report, fully two years before he was "concerned" in the extreme about Trump's phone call with Ukie prexy Zelensky. Could it be that he, his mouthpiece Zaid and Schiff are up to their pencil-necks, "colluding" to overthrow the 2016 election? Wow, krazy konspiracy klap-trap if you axe me. Elsewhere, you know, day by day over the years I've had my eyes opened to things that are both shocking yet completely unsurprising given the times we live in. Case in point, an essay exposing almost the exact same kind of criminality by LBJ to kneecap Barry Goldwater. Also, Jeffrey Lord with another glowing book review, this time Kimberley Strassel's latest and a related essay from Lloyd Billingsley ripping into this Anonymous traitor who evidently is still lurking behind the Comey curtains, a look at the common denominators in the Flynn persecution and takedown and this Ukraine garbage and Fein-Chicom-Stein just happens to be at some event where she mixes and mingles with an ex-staffer who collluded with Fusion-GPS on the original Trump-Russia hoax. My stars and garters, what a coincidence! Please pass the sweet and sour strychnine...

  As a total aside, I would love to see Trump nominate Michael J. Flynn to be reinstalled at NSA for his second term, where he can completely dismantle it down to the walls.

• How Did the Alleged Ukraine Call Whistleblower End Up in the Mueller Report?
  
• Abuse of Power: When LBJ Spied on Goldwater
  
• Lord: Resistance (At All Costs) - Kimberley Strassel's Home Run
  
• The Anonymous Coup
  
• Warning on A Warning
  
• As the Flynn Case Disintegrates, Parallels with Ukraine Emerge
  
• Fein-China-stein Reunites With Ex-Staffer Who Worked With Fusion GPS On Trump-Russia Investigation

  JOE BIDET, HUNTER BIDET UKRAINE, CHI-COM, OTHER SCANDALS
  Looks like the GOP is waking up and getting serious about putting the screws to the Bribems.

• GOP Senators Press Pompeo For Documents On Hunter Bribem and Burisma
  
• E-Mails Reveal Burisma Consulting Firm Leveraged Hunter Bribem To Get State Dept. Meetings

  AMNESTY, IMMIGRATION, BORDER CRISIS, BORDER SECURITY
  To the border we go where former Kansas Secretary of State and noted border hawk Kris Kobach is pushing for military strikes on the cartels south of the border. Now that there is a ticklish situation, if not a serious one that does need to be addressed, as Daniel Horowitz at Conservative Review does with some very good suggestions. Also, Bret Stephens pantsed and spanked (yet again) for bringing the stupid, Sheila Jackass Lee is a crude, vulgar slag, goading and derogating ICE for doing its job, once again the House Dems release no funds for the Border Wall in latest budget fiasco, Bernie Sanders is a stark, raving loon, ICE nabs 19 illegal felons in Massachusetts while the Border Patrol nails a thrice-deported illegal alien pervert and in praise of the President's success on this issue overall.

• Kobach: The Case for US Military Action Against the Cartels
  
• 5 Actions Trump Can Take Now to Reclaim Our Border From Mexican Cartels
  
• No, Bret Stephens, Let's Not Do In Mexico What We Did In Iraq
  
• "Just Calm Down": Sheila Jackass Lee Sparks Fiery Exchange During Immigration Hearing
  
• Trump's Border Wall Request Equals 0.1% of Federal Spending; House Appropriators Offer $0
  
• Tulsi Coffeecake: "We Do Not Have a Nation If We Do Not Have Borders" (as in the bankrupt bookstore? - jjs)
  
• Bernie's New Immigration Proposal: Break Up ICE, Decriminalize Illegal Immigration, 50,000 "Climate Migrants" and More
  
• ICE Operation Nabs 19 Illegal Aliens on the Lam for Drug Crimes in Sanctuary Massachusetts
  
• Convicted Sex Offender Caught by CBP Had Already Been Deported 3 Times
  
• Trump's Unheralded Border Success

  OFFICIAL DEMOCRAT PARTY-ENDORSED ANTI-SEMITISM
  To be Jewish and vote Democrat is to stick your head in an oven.

• The Democrats and CAIR

  DEMOCRAT-LEFTIST SCANDALS, CRIMES, CHUTZ-POCRISY, MESHUGAS
  Styrene Steyer is just so gosh-darned popular and loveable, his aides have to bribe people for endorsements and for Head-Exploder-of-the-Week, a newly elected Virginia state senator was jailed for sex with a minor... and the GOP did not field a candidate against him. Yeah, I get that Virginia was trending Democrat and all that, but something really stinks with the GOP in Virginia that cannot be excused as mere change in the political winds.

• AP: Styrene Steyer Aide Secretly Offered Money for Endorsements
  
• Newly Elected Virginia Senator Had Been Jailed for Having Sex with Teenager (he ran unopposed!!! - jjs)

  POLITICS
  Now there's your dream ticket! Meanwhile, along with Doomberg there are reports that fish-faced and chinless Eric Holder is considering jumping in the clown car. Funny how Fauxcahontas demonizes and denigrates billionaires while floating lobbyists and investment bankers for cabinet positions. No, not hypocritical at all. Elsewhere, Snoozy McSnoozerson is looking for Trump's support as he now is officially running in Alabama. I hate Doug Jones but Sessionszzzz is damaged goods. Also, bug-witted racialist and anti-Semite Toothy McBigTits managed to slime young hipsters with a Sharpton-esque white interlopers charge for changing the Puerto Rican essence of Williamsburgh in Brooklyn. Hate to break it to you, tootsie, but the neighborhood has been one of the biggest orthodox Jewish communities for decades. Tedious, irksome, stupid and racialist is no way to go through life. But it sure helps when you run as a Democrat, eh?

  Also, Dems protecting Ed Markey from upstart Kennedy spawn, more on the Virginia disaster, Rob Schneider calls it and Kamala-Toe underscores it, what to expect from the Dems in 2020, Daniel Greenfield torches Hillary's an Chubbel's latest as only he can and Victor Davis Hanson on the siren song of socialism charming the youth of America.

• Bernie Isn't Ruling Out a Sandersnista-Fauxcahontas 2020 Ticket
  
• Reports: Eric Holder Considers Jumping into 2020 Presidential Primary, Mike Bloomberg Prepares to Run (the hits keep coming "fast and furious" - jjs)
  
• Greenfield: The Socialists vs. Billionaires Democrat Primary
  
• Elizabeth Wan-Wampum Rips Doomberg's Billionaire Status... Floats Lobbyist and Bain Capital Exec as Potential Administration Officials
  
• "Something to Offer": Jeff Sessionszzzz Looks to Win Trump's Support for Senate Bid
  
• #WalkAway Founder and Panelists Discuss Hispanic Town Hall Taking Place Right In Toothy McBigTits AOC's Congressional District
  
• Toothy McBigTits AOC's Ungrateful, Ignorant Hipster Insult (resurrecting the "white interloper" trope - jjs)
  
• Democrats Protect Sen. Ed Markey Against Insurgent Challenge By Chappaquiddick-Stick Joe Kennedy
  
• The Real Reasons Republicans Lost Virginia
  
• Rob Schneider: California Voters Would "Vote for a Bowl of Shit" if It Had a "D" Next to It
  
• Kamala-Toe Harris: "Trump Has Been the Most Corrupt, Unpatriotic President We've Ever Had" (proving Rob Schneider's point perfectly - jjs)
  
• A Rough Outline of the Looming Political Campaign
  
• Greenfield: Hillary Clinton's Latest Book is Another Miserable Failure
  
• V.D. Hanson: History Is Clear - Socialism Isn't the Cure, So Why Do Millennials Like It?

  FIRST AMENDMENT, CENSORSHIP, FAKE NEWS, BIG BROTHER BIG TECH
  Proof positive that virtually all legacy media outlets are colluding together and/or are in league with the Left (hence the Democrat-Media Complex), first they came for the guns and now they are coming for free speech (as if we never knew that would happen), Teh Ted warns on teh tech, Glenn Greenwald gets waxed by Brazilian, and why does the media prop up failed Democrats? Because it can.

• ABC News Conspires with CBS to Get Whistleblower Who Leaked Amy Robach Video Fired
  
• The Jeffrey Epstein Story Is a Giant Rats' Nest That Needs Dogged Investigation
  
• Ronan, Robach, and the Definition of "News"
  
• UC Berkeley Guest Speaker: It's Time to "Change Our Interpretations" of the First Amendment
  
• Teh Ted: Big Tech Is a "Growing Threat to Our Democracy"
  
• Glenn Greenwald Slapped Live On Air By Brazilian Journalist
  
• Why Does The Media Prop Up Failed Democrat Candidates Like Tank Abrams?

  SECOND AMENDMENT
  MSLSD's Ali Velshi gets Nelson Muntzed and now that Virginia is gone, you best be prepared for some mass canoe incidents...

• Gun Owners Laugh In Face of MSNBC's Ali Velshi When He Asks About Gun Buyback Proposals
  
• Coonman Baby-Killer Pushes Gun Bans, Mum on Confiscation After Dem Victories

  ABORTION
  Wow, had no idea that Fusion-GPS was behind the quashing and quelling of that expose on Planned Parenthood selling baby parts. And when I read the words "Lesbian Priest" I stopped right there.

• How Fusion GPS Saved Planned Parenthood's Bacon
  
• Lesbian Priest Calls Abortionists "Saints," Gets Appointed CEO Of Abortion Group

  FOREIGN AFFAIRS, INTERNATIONAL
  As Farsis ramp up nuke production, they evidently nabbed an IAEA inspector which got us all hot and bothered. Meanwhile, Tulsi Coffeecake reveals her real anti-American Democrat bent by blaming our withdrawal from that nuke sellout for pushing the Farsis and us closer to war. Anyone who thinks she would be a reasonable choice should look no further than her abject cluelessness on foreign policy right here. Also, more on that UNRWA corruption (which YouTube had banned a video on), more on the last gasp hope for Brexit, Yangs and Komes closer to e-pleb-neesta on trade, a strange essay on the Chinese mindset, and yes, never-ending wars should end so we can fight the right battle to secure our border.

• US: Iran Holding IAEA Inspector Was "Outrageous Provocation"
  
• Tulsi Coffeecake: Trump Nuclear Deal Withdrawal "Pushing Our Country Closer to War with Iran" (fatuous, Leftist and pockmarked is no way to go through life, honey - jjs)
  
• UNRWA Chief Suspended Amid Corruption Investigation
  
• The People vs. Parliament
  
• US, China Take Another Step In Trade Talks, Chinese Official Says
  
• The Threat(s) of Chinese Nationalism (is there something odd about the gist of this essay? - jjs)
  
• Neverending Foreign Wars Are Keeping the United States From Fixing the Border Crisis

  WE-ALL-SLAM-FOR-I-SLAM
  Maybe this is something that Trump can slap Turk Turdogan with when they meet.

• Ibrahim: Turkey - Arming Genocide of Christians in Nigeria?

  DOMESTIC AFFAIRS, THE BUREAUCRACY, WASTE, FRAUD, CORRUPTION
  In praise of Barr and Pompeo, a throuple on California drain-circling and Mississippi saving bucks by requiring work for bennies.

• The Administration's First-String Team (author high on Barr and Pompeo - jjs)
  
• California Taxpayers on Hook for Six-Figure Government Pensions
  
• California Killing Its Gig Economy
  
• Saving California From Wildfires Requires Cooperation With President Trump (pfft, Iran is more conciliatory than California - jjs)
  
• Mississippi Food Stamp Work Requirements Save State Taxpayers $93 Million Every Year

  THE ECONOMY, STUPID
  Isn't it amazing that the people who shriek loudest and longest about wealth inequality and unfairness haven't created a damn thing in their entire lives... except clouds of halitosis and skidmarks on government-issued underwear, as well as misery and squalor to the people who mindlessly and endlessly elect and reelect them.

• Bernardo Sandersnista Attacks Bill Gates' Wealth; Gates Employs Over 100,000 People, Sandersnista Does Other Things
  
• Somebody Please Tell Elizabeth Fugazi: Taxes Aren't Philanthropy

  CRIME & PUNISHMENT, NON-DOSTOYEVSKY
  Thanks, Eddie. You did a bang-up job. Also, another hack-in-black subverts the will of the people and an interesting essay that I do not really agree with but include for your own judgement.

• Chicago Police Superintendent Eddie Johnson Retires Amid Internal Investigation
  
• Victims Silenced: 74% of Pennsylvania Voters Approve Victims' Rights Initiative... Judge Blocks It Before the Vote
  
• Trump Hasn't Yet Fulfilled His "Law and Order" Vow (disagree with the nub of this discourse - jjs)

  HEALTHCARE
  Jeez, when even a key house organ of the Democrat media arm says your schemes are insane...

• WaPo Editorial: "Fantastically Generous" Medicare for All Plans Are "Fiction" (when even your own propagandists won't cover for you... - jjs)

  RED-GREENS, CLIMATE CHANGE HOAX, LYSENKOISM
  Honolulu joins in on the law-fare against oil companies, though I seem to recall Chevron winning a big initial decision in, of all places, California a few months back. Also, "Luddites to Asthmatics: Drop Dead," of course the UK courts are not going to punish a Green Party good for defacing property and who are these "concerned scientists" about the climate? Hint: many have no expertise in the climate at all.

• Honolulu Files Suit Against Energy Producers for Climate Change Damages; Joins Other Blue Shit-Hole Suits Against Exxon, BP
  
• Latest Climate Culprits: Asthmatics
  
• UK Green Party Candidate Acquitted of Criminal Damage Because of Her Concerns About "Climate Change"
  
• Who Are These "11,000 Concerned Scientists?"

  CULTURE WARS, HITHER & YON
  Joy Blowhard and Whoppi Carwash-Wiper-Hair get completely pwn3d By Don Jr., another look at the Scorsese vs. Marvel feud, cancel culture discovers famed Spanish explorer and remembering the almost unknown story of the Nazi genocide of the Roma gypsies.

• Watch as Joy Blowhard and Whoopi Get Wrecked by Don Jr. Reminding Them of "Blackface" and "Rape-Rape"
  
• Did Netflix Kill Scorsese's Theater Star?
  
• Cancel Culture Comes For Hernan Cortez in Mexico
  
• Remembering the Genocide of the Roma

Anyway, links from around the world, across the nation and up your street. Have a better one and remain blessed.

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