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November 29, 2019

Friday Night's ONT Is Wasted

Good evening. I hope all of y'all had a pleasant Thanksgiving, and that none of you succumbed to temptation and experimented with.....marijuana.


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Marijuana is also known as “weed” or “pot”, and marijuana cigarettes are commonly refereed to as “joints”. Users refer to inhaling the smoke of burning marijuana as taking a “hit”, and the object is to get “high”. It is imperative to be aware of the terminology used by reefer addicts in order to avoid accidentally ingesting marijuana and killing your friends in a murderous rage.


Black Friday History Hit



H/T hcurmudgeon


Jonesing For Power




*Puff Puff* I've Got A Great Idea

Police: Couple staged store robbery, then bought rings


These People Have To Be High

‘Perineum sunning’ is latest insanity wellness influencers swear by


“In a mere 30 seconds of sunlight on your butthole, you will receive more energy from this electric node than you would in an entire day being outside with your clothes on,” says an influencer, who goes by Ra of Earth. In a viral video that has racked up more than 35,000 views, he gestures toward the sun as three naked men lie down, point their backsides to the sky and make sounds of pleasure.

Hey, I wonder if anyone has photoshopped creepy Biden into one of these pics?


Running Out Of Drug Jokes


Every U.S. State Perfectly Captured By One Photograph

Arkansas and North Dakota are pretty cool. Gotta give the nod to Arkansas: Beer, hotubs and hunting sound like a winning combination.


If It Lasts Longer Than 4 Hours, Call A Doctor

Chick-Fil-A Blows It

Chick-fil-A Has Been Bankrolling the SPLC

Chick-fil-A Plans to Donate to Pro-LGBT Youth Charity Founded by Alleged Molestor Priest


Covenant House is an extremely LGBT-friendly, supporting the annual New York City gay pride parade with a float and the hashtag #CovUnity. It also helps to fund the LGBT agenda on a national basis.

“Chick-Fil-A dumps the Salvation Army because it wants to expand into new markets and now shuns originations the LGBT activists falsely call “anti-LGBT”, and then turns 180 degrees to announce that it will now fund Covenant House, a radical LGBTQ activist organization that celebrates homosexuality, transgenderism, and the entire LGBTQ agenda,” Staver wrote.

Even worse, a report from Church Militant indicated that Covenant House took a young girl to an abortion clinic earlier this year to presumably murder her baby in the womb. Four pro-life protesters saw a Covenant House van pull up to the abortion facility in Detroit where they saw a young woman who looked to be sedated walk into the clinic.

Now, I don't think that CFA should be boycotted or anything like that, I'm not a leftist. Also, CFA is supremely good at what it does: making delicious chicken sandwiches. Still, part of the appeal of CFA was that they stood up to the mobocracy and held true to their beliefs. Many times I chose CFA over a competitor when considering where to eat lunch because I thought that kind of thing should be rewarded. I'm not saying that I'll never eat at CFA again, but that feeling is gone, and so it the bias that went with it.

Related: Thinking of Boycotting Chick-fil-A? Why Don't You Talk to Them First?

A good suggestion. I'm going to do exactly that.


MUST READ

I don't label many thing “must read”, but here I'm making an exception. Go read this.


How Labour turned London into a foreign city: Fewer than half the capital's population are white British, gangsters from Somalia terrorise the suburbs and even the tramps are immigrants, reveals astonishing new book


A vision of our future?


Libs Around The World

Western “Begpackers” Are Asking For Fundings From The Locals In Asia!


It's The End Of The World As We Know It, And I Feel Fine

Related:China Proves It: Obama Really Was A Sap


Two For The Good Guys

Hong Kongers Give Thanks to America

The “History started the day I was born” crowd is clueless, but I remember the 1980s...

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I also remember how Poles interviewed after almost universally cited the US expression of support as a pivotal moment in their movement. Sadly, China isn't a weak as the old Soviet Union, but from small seeds...

In any event, if we ever decide to get serious, China needs us a whole fuck of a lot more than we need them. A country with a Reagan-like vision could bring them to their knees in a decade. Remember, they produce nothing that we can't live without or replace elsewhere (their control over resources in Africa, notably rare earths, is concerning, but not something that couldn't be targeted and flipped through diplomatic and economic methods) while they do not produce everything (notably oil) that they need. Ahh, but that would require a country acting ruthlessly in it's own self interest, not one full of (and run by) jaded delinquents madly chasing their next Soma tablet.


MLB Star Teaches Sons About Guns In Case Sanders And Socialism Win. Celebs Rip Him. He Hammers Them.


Clever Engineering



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