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Friday Night's ONT Is WastedGood evening. I hope all of y'all had a pleasant Thanksgiving, and that none of you succumbed to temptation and experimented with.....marijuana.
Marijuana is also known as “weed” or “pot”, and marijuana cigarettes are commonly refereed to as “joints”. Users refer to inhaling the smoke of burning marijuana as taking a “hit”, and the object is to get “high”. It is imperative to be aware of the terminology used by reefer addicts in order to avoid accidentally ingesting marijuana and killing your friends in a murderous rage. Black Friday History Hit
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‘Perineum sunning’ is latest insanity wellness influencers swear by
“In a mere 30 seconds of sunlight on your butthole, you will receive more energy from this electric node than you would in an entire day being outside with your clothes on,” says an influencer, who goes by Ra of Earth. In a viral video that has racked up more than 35,000 views, he gestures toward the sun as three naked men lie down, point their backsides to the sky and make sounds of pleasure. Hey, I wonder if anyone has photoshopped creepy Biden into one of these pics?
Arkansas and North Dakota are pretty cool. Gotta give the nod to Arkansas: Beer, hotubs and hunting sound like a winning combination.
Chick-Fil-A Blows It Chick-fil-A Has Been Bankrolling the SPLC Chick-fil-A Plans to Donate to Pro-LGBT Youth Charity Founded by Alleged Molestor Priest
Covenant House is an extremely LGBT-friendly, supporting the annual New York City gay pride parade with a float and the hashtag #CovUnity. It also helps to fund the LGBT agenda on a national basis. Now, I don't think that CFA should be boycotted or anything like that, I'm not a leftist. Also, CFA is supremely good at what it does: making delicious chicken sandwiches. Still, part of the appeal of CFA was that they stood up to the mobocracy and held true to their beliefs. Many times I chose CFA over a competitor when considering where to eat lunch because I thought that kind of thing should be rewarded. I'm not saying that I'll never eat at CFA again, but that feeling is gone, and so it the bias that went with it. Related: Thinking of Boycotting Chick-fil-A? Why Don't You Talk to Them First? A good suggestion. I'm going to do exactly that.
I don't label many thing “must read”, but here I'm making an exception. Go read this.
Western “Begpackers” Are Asking For Fundings From The Locals In Asia!
Related:China Proves It: Obama Really Was A Sap
Hong Kongers Give Thanks to America The “History started the day I was born” crowd is clueless, but I remember the 1980s... I also remember how Poles interviewed after almost universally cited the US expression of support as a pivotal moment in their movement. Sadly, China isn't a weak as the old Soviet Union, but from small seeds... In any event, if we ever decide to get serious, China needs us a whole fuck of a lot more than we need them. A country with a Reagan-like vision could bring them to their knees in a decade. Remember, they produce nothing that we can't live without or replace elsewhere (their control over resources in Africa, notably rare earths, is concerning, but not something that couldn't be targeted and flipped through diplomatic and economic methods) while they do not produce everything (notably oil) that they need. Ahh, but that would require a country acting ruthlessly in it's own self interest, not one full of (and run by) jaded delinquents madly chasing their next Soma tablet.
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