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November 14, 2019

Young Turks Founder Cenk Ugyur Files to Run for Kinky Katie Hill's Congressional Seat; Vows That All Thrupling and Weird Sex Will Be Only With Non-Staffers

Two hundred and thirty pounds of failure.

The Young Turks founder Cenk Uygur filed Wednesday to run for the House seat vacated by former Rep. Katie Hill (D-Calif.), who resigned following a House Ethics Committee investigation into allegations of inappropriate sexual relationships with staffers.

An FEC filing dated Wednesday announces the formation of the "Cenk for Congress" committee, with Uygur listed as the group's treasurer. Uygur addressed the filing on Twitter, writing: "To all reporters: No comment."

Via Tim Pool, who notes that George Papadopolous has also (already) filed to run for the seat.


Speaking of Katie Hill, she attacked Paul Gosar for his funny "EPSTEIN DIDNT KILL HIMSELF" tweet thread yesterday.

Hill responded to Gosarís tweets by writing, "No like this actually happened. Real members of Congress tweeting out real conspiracy theories. In an acrostic no less."

Gosar fired back, "You're surprised by me? You single handedly taught an entire country a new word. #throuple And wth is up with that tattoo? Relax."

20th level Baller. He hit the "name level" in the Baller class at 12th level, "Baller Lord."




People are noticing that the Democrats are not the fun-loving sex-positive peaceful hippies they pretend to be, but angry, authoritarian, buttoned-up Identity Politics religious maniacs launching new crusades every day.

Tim Poll calls them the "Democrat Fun Police."

John Lennon's son Sean Ono Lennon noticed:



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