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Monday Overnight Open Thread - August 11, 2025 [Doof]![]() Howdy Hordelings! The wait is over for the Monday night ONT. Please stick around for a while and share some with and wisdom in the gray boxes. To our lurker friends - we'd love to hear from you! Come on in, one and all! Alternate versions of the mystery click above The Corrs with Bono Lana Del Rey & Barrie James O'Neill Trash writing from the BBC A buddy of mine - fellow bourbon lover - sent this article to me earlier today. How Kentucky bourbon went from boom to bust The headline says "WENT" - as in past tense, something that already happened. Then here is the lead sentence: As American as apple pie, Kentucky bourbon was booming after the last Great Recession ended. But as the economy has waned post-Pandemic - and with multiple trade wars on the horizon - the market may be drying up. "MAY" be drying up?? So did it happen - or is it just something that might happen? But like most market bubbles, this one was bound to burst. The pandemic's lockdowns tanked bar sales, and inflation has made many would-be bourbon drinkers choose less expensive options - or forgo drinking all together. Amongst Gen-Z, many 20-somethings are drinking less than their older siblings and parents did at their age. So there was a bubble, and it was bound to burst. Makes sense. Decent analysis in those 2 lines - credit where it is due. President Donald Trump's global tariffs have been the final straw. The EU has announced retaliatory tariffs against US goods, including Kentucky bourbon and Californian wine, although implementation has been delayed for six months. Ah - the all-important dig at Trump. No "real" journalism-ing would be complete without it! "The final straw"?? Trump killed the industry already? Of course not. Check out these (not-so) supporting facts: These economic pressures have created a growing list of casualties. Diageo's fiscal year just started on July 1. A month ago. Not nearly enough time to make predictions or show cause/effect connections. Wild Turkey sales down over the past 6 months? Must be Trump tariffs to blame, right? But the author already said the implementation has been delayed 6 months. And Trump has only been in office a little more than 6 months. LMD Holdings has been a "Non Distilling Producer" (NDP) for many years. They buy whiskey from a producer (possibly MGP in Indiana, but I don't know that for sure), then they bottle and/or label it with their own branding. They took on millions of dollars of debt to buy a property in KY with the hopes of making a distillery and a related "experience". That is a risky endeavor. It appears to have failed. Trump's fault, right?!?! The barrel making facility closed in January. The month Trump took office. See - it's HIS FAULT!! Trump has said that tariffs will boost made-in-American businesses. Tricky little piece of bias here. Senator Paul did indeed say those words. However, the writer seems to want readers to believe he said them specifically about bourbon. Wrong! He was talking in more general terms and mentioned China and WalMart. Read the whole article for yourself and make up your own mind. Even you folks on the other side of the Scotch vs Bourbon divide might back me up on this one! ----- Oh wait - there's more! Irish Whiskey Distilleries Are Shuttering Because of Trump’s Trade Tariffs The Killarney Brewing & Distilling Co. closed down last month, resulting in the loss of about 50 jobs, according to Bloomberg. The company, which started as a tap room in Kerry a decade ago before debuting its blended whiskey last year, was battling those industry-wide problems, but says “tariffs on Irish whiskey exports to the U.S. and wider economic uncertainty” were the final nail in the coffin. Emphasis mine. The article is headlined to put the blame solely on Trump's tariffs - even though there were many other contributing factors. On To Another Divisive AOSHQ Topic Can anything like this happen in the Longbow realm? Man Survives Two Days with Crossbow Bolt Stuck in His Brain ![]() A 64-year-old Italian man was found conscious in his bed two days after shooting himself in the head with a crossbow from very close range. Ouch. What else can be said? Random links Hot Air is hit or miss these days. This one is a hit! America Is Back! Sororities Across the Nation Filming Sexy Dance Videos to Annoy Liberals ----- No connection intended between that previous article and this one Sticky goo in 2,500-year-old bronze jars finally identified, settling 70-year debate ----- Quite the entry fee! Farmer Gives Away $400,000 to the Poor Because God Told Him He Would Go to Heaven Not related, yet somehow related Go North, Eh! Luxury train operator Rocky Mountaineer will offer a new scenic rail itinerary through two of Canada’s most beautiful national parks for one season only. ![]() Rocky Mountaineer, the luxury train company known for its glass-domed coaches and slow-travel ethos, is charting a new course through the Canadian Rockies next year—one that will be available to passengers for only a few weeks. Looks like an incredible trip! Bonus -- by then, Alberta might belong to the USA. DJ Doof - This Date in Music History Version Born in this date in 1943 Born on this date in 1950: Erik Braunn, guitarist from American rock band Iron Butterfly who had the 1968 US No.14 single 'In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida'. Obligatory accompanying piece Born on this date in 1954: Joe Jackson, UK singer, songwriter, who had the 1980 UK No.5 single 'It's Different For Girls' and 1982 US No.6 and UK No.7 single 'Steppin Out'.
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