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November 11, 2019

Stunning and Brave Alert: Feminist Former Actress Emma Watson Says She's Not Single, She's "Self-Partnered," and Media Falls All Over Itself Praising Her

Did I mention this was stunning and brave? Because seriously: Stunning and brave.

The same media that loves attacking male "incels" is praising a femcel for owning her femcelninity.

"I call it being self-partnered."

With that simple utterance, Emma Watson launched a flood of tweets, think pieces and water cooler conversations earlier this week.

Talking to British Vogue, the "Harry Potter" star and UN goodwill ambassador discussed her romantic life as she approached her 30th birthday.

"I never believed the whole 'I'm happy single' spiel," she said. "I was like, 'This is totally spiel.' It took me a long time, but I'm very happy (being single). I call it being self-partnered."

As The Onion joked long ago -- before everything stopped being funny and started being stupidly real -- Women now empowered by everything a woman does.


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