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"I am pleased the court has recognized that the Trump Administration has no grounds to withhold critical witness testimony from the House during its impeachment inquiry," Judiciary Committee Chairman Jerrold Nadler, (D-N.Y)
“I think it’s realistic to say we’ve got highly skilled staff who we do not want to leave. If we are able to persuade them and to encourage them to stay, that is good news for nursing care in this country.” Nicky Morgan, Culture Secretary
“We were able to complete the raid without any American casualty,”“And so I think having the Special Forces here today, who obviously can’t come out in the public, but also having this extraordinary dog here today is all a reflection of our armed forces and the great job that they do.” POTUS Donald J. Trump
"I suspect there are some slight overestimates of effectiveness," "My hope is that this research will motivate researchers to take on the difficult work of conducting placebo-controlled trials. In the meantime, this at least gives medical cannabis patients and their doctors a little more information about what they might expect from using cannabis to manage these conditions." Assistant Professor Carrie Cuttler
“Mr. Adam Schiff, released 90 days of your phone calls, 90 days of your texts, 90 days of your emails because I know something, you are a leaker. You are devious, same with your staff. Mark Levin This kid is having a bad day.
If you were serving in the U.S. Armed Forces in the early part of 1944, there’s a pretty good chance you were doing so abroad. World War II was in full swing, and America was fighting in both the Pacific and in Europe. But on March 21st of that year, the military had another target: America itself.
Gender transition can leave transgender people in a bit of a bind about their sexual desirability. While a transgender female may look, act, and feel masculine and exhibit male tendencies, she is just as female as any other female. If she is interested in either gay men or straight women, she could find herself perpetually attracted to individuals who are not going to be interested in her simply because of her vagina.
A viral Instagram post by a small-time Instagram influencer with a focus on “wellness” has the internet wondering what on earth anyone could gain from sunbathing their butthole. Ice, it's good for drinks and fishing. It also helps you get to your Grand Canyon destination quickly.
COLIN KAEPERNICK RECEIVED 'ABSOLUTELY ZERO' INTEREST FROM NFL AFTER WORKOUT
Well, we have an update on the case of the criminal-defense lawyer whose pants caught fire during closing argument in an arson case, because yep, that happened.
A woman, who follows a vegan lifestyle has recently had her mother over to stay.
Nov. 25 (UPI) -- A British couple are offering nearly $40,000 a year for a full-time dog-sitter to take care of their two golden retrievers.
Insurance companies have a bad reputation. This doesn't help. Oh, sure, you can claim that your relative is dead and the company needs to pay out. But insurance adjusters know to ask for proof. Like Ronald Reagan said, "Trust, but verify."
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