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November 09, 2019

Saturday Morning Coffee Break

Looks good, French Toast with maple syrup and coffee. Although the coffee appears to be watered down with some type of cream. Oh well you can't have everything, can you?

Mornin' Horde. Let's take a look at a few of the things that didn't get their fair share of attention here at the AoSHQ this past week.

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On the bright side they weren't spiders.

The horse goes in the dean's office, not the pool.

Traffic cops just doing their job.

No word if this is what is wrong with Bill Kristol.

Speaking of Bill Kristol, is this his long lost relative? Ahoy!!!

Quite the educator here.

OK 'Ettes, would you like this jewelry gift?

Guns + Waffle House @ 3AM = Death.

Who knew there was a black market for this stuff?

Enjoy your Saturday and be nice to one another. If you run with sharp objects do it outside. Have a great weekend!

posted by Misanthropic Humanitarian at 08:30 AM

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