Ace of Spades HQ

« EMT 11/09/19 | Main | When reality does not conform to the dream [KT] »

November 09, 2019

Saturday Morning Coffee Break

Looks good, French Toast with maple syrup and coffee. Although the coffee appears to be watered down with some type of cream. Oh well you can't have everything, can you?

Mornin' Horde. Let's take a look at a few of the things that didn't get their fair share of attention here at the AoSHQ this past week.

***

On the bright side they weren't spiders.

The horse goes in the dean's office, not the pool.

Traffic cops just doing their job.

No word if this is what is wrong with Bill Kristol.

Speaking of Bill Kristol, is this his long lost relative? Ahoy!!!

Quite the educator here.

OK 'Ettes, would you like this jewelry gift?

Guns + Waffle House @ 3AM = Death.

Who knew there was a black market for this stuff?

Enjoy your Saturday and be nice to one another. If you run with sharp objects do it outside. Have a great weekend!

posted by Misanthropic Humanitarian at 08:30 AM

| Access Comments


Advertise Here! Intermarkets' Privacy Policy Support Donate to Ace of Spades HQ! Contact Ace: aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com CBD: cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com J.J. Sefton: sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com Recent Entries The Morning Report — 6/ 25 /25 Daily Tech News 25 June 2025 Tuesday Overnight Open Thread - June 24, 2025 [scampydog] Elephants on Parade Cafe Quick Hits Jasmine Ratchet Runs to Be the Ranking Democrat Member of the House Oversight Committee; The Democrats Reject Her In Humiliating Fashion Disney Has a New $200 Million Movie About to Come Out So It Must Be Time for One of Its Overpaid Woke Communist Non-Talents to Open His Mouth Again Chicago Teachers Union President Declares That They Own Your Children Lisa Murkowski: You Betcha if the Senate Is Tied 50-50 I Might Just Defect to the Democrats Lowly District Court Judge Championed by Elizabeth Warren Now "Defies the Supreme Court," Decides That His Own Authority Is Greater Than Both the President's and Supreme Court's Absent Friends Jim Sunk New Dawn 2025 Jewells45 2025 Bandersnatch 2024 GnuBreed 2024 Captain Hate 2023 moon_over_vermont 2023 westminsterdogshow 2023 Ann Wilson(Empire1) 2022 Dave In Texas 2022 Jesse in D.C. 2022 OregonMuse 2022 redc1c4 2021 Tami 2021 Chavez the Hugo 2020 Ibguy 2020 Rickl 2019 Joffen 2014 AoSHQ Writers Group A site for members of the Horde to post their stories seeking beta readers, editing help, brainstorming, and story ideas. Also to share links to potential publishing outlets, writing help sites, and videos posting tips to get published. Contact OrangeEnt for info: maildrop62 at proton dot me Cutting The Cord And Email Security Cutting The Cord [Joe Mannix (not a cop)] Cutting The Cord: It's Easier Than You Think [Blaster] Private Email and Secure Signatures [Hogmartin] Moron Meet-Ups Texas MoMe 2025: 10/17/2025-10/18/2025 Corsicana,TX Contact Ben Had for info	« EMT 11/09/19 \| Main \| When reality does not conform to the dream [KT] » November 09, 2019 Saturday Morning Coffee Break Looks good, French Toast with maple syrup and coffee. Although the coffee appears to be watered down with some type of cream. Oh well you can't have everything, can you? Mornin' Horde. Let's take a look at a few of the things that didn't get their fair share of attention here at the AoSHQ this past week. *** On the bright side they weren't spiders. The horse goes in the dean's office, not the pool. Traffic cops just doing their job. No word if this is what is wrong with Bill Kristol. Speaking of Bill Kristol, is this his long lost relative? Ahoy!!! Quite the educator here. OK 'Ettes, would you like this jewelry gift? Guns + Waffle House @ 3AM = Death. Who knew there was a black market for this stuff? Enjoy your Saturday and be nice to one another. If you run with sharp objects do it outside. Have a great weekend! posted by Misanthropic Humanitarian at 08:30 AM \| Access Comments <script language="javascript" src="http://adserver.adtechus.com/addyn/3.0/5235/1131537/0/170/ADTECH;loc=700;cookie=info;target=_blank;key=key1+key2+key3+key4;grp=[group]"></script><noscript><a href="http://adserver.adtechus.com/adlink/3.0/5235/1131537/0/170/ADTECH;loc=300;key=key1+key2+key3+key4;grp=[group]" target="_blank"><img src="http://adserver.adtechus.com/adserv/3.0/5235/1131537/0/170/ADTECH;loc=300;key=key1+key2+key3+key4;grp=[group]" border="0" width="300" height="250"></a></noscript>	Recent Comments Nova Local: "141 So it's between "Kill grandma in the nursing ..." NaCly Dog: "Hillary Clinton Run for mayor of NYC. You got ..." Auspex: " So it's between "Kill grandma in the nursing hom ..." Hadrian the Seventh: " [i]I tried a Dr Pepper last week from a fast foo ..." NaCly Dog: "Good morning! Let's smile & be happy & strike ..." Anna Puma: "And now for something completely different, nyah ..." SpeakingOf: "I tried a Dr Pepper last week from a fast food joi ..." [i]Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh! [/b]: " Shrills! How's the mu-mus hangin', darlin'? ..." [i]Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh! [/b]: " How 'bout sending the Gazans to Haiti for the "r ..." Hillary Clinton: " hic ..." [i]Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh! [/b]: "[i] Coke Zero "Starlight" flavor, which I am conv ..." NR Pax: "[i]What a twisted world Democrat politicians live ..." Recent Entries The Morning Report — 6/ 25 /25 Daily Tech News 25 June 2025 Tuesday Overnight Open Thread - June 24, 2025 [scampydog] Elephants on Parade Cafe Quick Hits Jasmine Ratchet Runs to Be the Ranking Democrat Member of the House Oversight Committee; The Democrats Reject Her In Humiliating Fashion Disney Has a New $200 Million Movie About to Come Out So It Must Be Time for One of Its Overpaid Woke Communist Non-Talents to Open His Mouth Again Chicago Teachers Union President Declares That They Own Your Children Lisa Murkowski: You Betcha if the Senate Is Tied 50-50 I Might Just Defect to the Democrats Lowly District Court Judge Championed by Elizabeth Warren Now "Defies the Supreme Court," Decides That His Own Authority Is Greater Than Both the President's and Supreme Court's Search Search this site: Polls! Polls! Polls! Frequently Asked Questions What is the Deal with the Cowbell? Why is the Ace of Spades called "the Death Card"? The (Almost) Complete Paul Anka Integrity Kick Primary Document: The Audio Paul Anka Haiku Contest Announcement Integrity SAT's: Entrance Exam for Paul Anka's Band AllahPundit's Paul Anka 45's Collection AnkaPundit: Paul Anka Takes Over the Site for a Weekend (Continues through to Monday's postings) George Bush Slices Don Rumsfeld Like an Fckin' Hammer Top Top Tens Democratic Forays into Erotica New Shows On Gore's DNC/MTV Network Nicknames for Potatoes, By People Who Really* Hate Potatoes Star Wars Euphemisms for Self-Abuse Signs You're at an Iraqi "Wedding Party" Signs Your Clown Has Gone Bad Signs That You, Geroge Michael, Should Probably Just Give It Up Signs of Hip-Hop Influence on John Kerry NYT Headlines Spinning Bush's Jobs Boom Things People Are More Likely to Say Than "Did You Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?" Signs that Paul Krugman Has Lost His Frickin' Mind All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance Collective Names for Groups of People John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive" Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments John Edwards Campaign Excuses John Kerry Pick-Up Lines Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney Torments in Dog-Hell Greatest Hitjobs The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny More Margaret Cho Abuse Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed" Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means Wonkette's Stand-Up Act Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report! Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet The House of Love: Paul Krugman A Michael Moore Mystery (TM) The Dowd-O-Matic! Liberal Consistency and Other Myths Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate "Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long) The Donkey ("The Raven" parody) Syndicate this site (XML) Powered by Movable Type 2.64