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Jen Rubin is a Joke
You knew that already, but this is just embarrassing. If I were Jen Rubin I'd be embarrassed to show my face.
In addition, I'd be ashamed of my writing.
I have no idea if this would work, but I have hopes. High hopes.
What a Surprise: The Atlantic Hires Kevin D. Williamson, Presumably to Reassure Atlantic Readers About How Troglodytic Republicans Are
Owen Wilson says "Wowww." Paycheck Conservatism -- Catch the Fever!
Only a few more lifeboats left in leftist magazines that pay decent money-- the remaining ex-conservatives better up their game, fast. They're all in a competition for one of the last few jobs the liberal media they so admire will offer the NTs.
Millennials don't just suffer through school shootings, they pull the trigger
"Why are we so violent? What is it about Millennial angst that leads us — them — to express rage in such an outward and violent fashion?" [CBD]
It Sure Looks Like Disney Stole the Graphic Design for Its "Solo" Promotional Materials From Album Design Covers by an Artist They Didn't Pay
These are the same piece of art in which the blasters have been removed, as well as the graphic design that looks plagiarized.
Diversity & Comics Responds to Buzzfeed's Trash Piece on "ComicsGate"
It's always a scandal deserving a -Gate suffix when Normals decide they've had enough Social Justice Warrior lunacy from extreme leftwing alt-lifestyle freakazoids
As an example of the current SJW lunacy currently going on in comics, the SJW comics "press" (yeah, it's even less respectable than you're thinking) routinely decides to attack non-SJW comics creators using standard SJW coordinated shaming tactics
Hmm: Case Against Missouri Governor Eric Greitens Falling Apart?
Did the prosecutor commit a crime by hiring a defense lawyer to aid in the case, which is forbidden by Missouri law? And did the prosecutor bring this case only to politically grandstand?
SJW Disney Removing Blasters from Promotional Materials of SJW Star Wars Solo Movie
Ethan Van Sciver's headline notes that the SJWs like talking about punching (or worse) "Nazis," but in a movie featuring a Nazi stand-in organization (The Empire, of course), they still can't show fake space guns.
New York Times Hawking Tickets for an Evening With Sally Yates
Anyone who says there's some sort of collusion going on between the media and the Democrat/Establishment Deep State is just a conspiracy-addled crank.
What the Fresh Hell is Going On in Broward County and Stoneman Douglas?
The small percentage of the public paying attention is getting a look at a live case study in how government really functions, or dysfunctions
Alias Used by Austin Serial Bomber in Sending His Packages Was... "Kelly Killmore"
Dear FedEx Workers, the dude was wearing an obvious wig and had gloves on and said his name was "Kelly Killmore" during a bombing spree. Come on, wake up. If you see something, say something. At least run out to the parking lot and get his license plate number, then call the tip line.
Then again, the FBI has ignored clearer evidence than this in the recent past; why should we hold FedEx clerks to a higher standard of detective initiative?
Was The Last Jedi Profitable? Despite $1.3 Billion Haul, Disney Only Took About 266 Million of That, After Costs are Deducted, and Further, the Profitability of This Investment Must Be Compared to Other Possible Investments, Like Just Investing in a Money Market Fund
Interesting for people who like math, or investment talk, or just hate the f*** out of Star Wars. One thing he ignores, though, because they don't have those numbers, is how much money Disney made from licensing toys and games and stuff. They must have made a lot of money from that, but, here's the thing: they may not make that kind of money in the future because their toys have been selling badly, and the biggest toy distributor, Toys R Us, just filed for bankruptcy. And all of those unsold Star Wars toys sitting unwanted on Toys R Us shelves probably didn't help that company much.
He did a video seven months ago before The Last Jedi failed to perform as expected, noting that the merchandise from the last two films "rots on the shelves."
Bias Warning: This guy freakin' HATES SJW Star Wars. He's a great American.
Ethan Van Sciver also just posted his video review of TLJ, and he hated the guts out of it. I think he even said The Last Jedi is making him re-evaluate the terrible Lucas prequels.
PS, get off of my lawn.
Insult of the Day
If you don't feel like watching the clip, it's a picture of four unattractive people, and he says, "It's like there was a Swipe Left Contest, and they said "You know what? You're all winners, just take a picture of yourselves!"
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