Important Things Learned From Watching Movies

Talking during horse-head bookends is never acceptable.

If you are going to build your house over a graveyard, for God's sakes, move the bodies too, not just the headstones. Or at least smash all the TV's in your house.

Clanking empty bottles together out of an old beater while calling out your rival gang's name is a great form of intimidation.

Swedish bookshops have dogs that walk backwards.

Every time you drive a car off a cliff, it will explode.

You can outrun a massive bomb despite incredibly dense foliage.

If you can't outrun it, find a fridge.

If someone asks if you are a god, you say yes.

Lisa apparently enjoys tearing bad actors (and directors, writers, editors, advertisers and producers) apart. Or should I say, apaahht.

The most important thing I learned?

When interviewing someone about a crime, look at the bottom of your damn coffee mug first.

So, what valuable life lessons have you gathered from cinema?

posted by CAC at 11:51 AM

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