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June 22, 2011

Keith Olbermann's New Staff on Al Gore's Channel Is Like As Totally Super-Diverse As You'd Expect

Bumped, as this got buried quickly in all the draaamaaa.

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Top Ten Things Almost As White As Keith Olbermann's Staff

10. The Oakridge Boys

9. The South African Army Officer Corps, circa 1932-1985

8. John Kerry's annual Harvard/Princeton Crew Race Pre-Party

7. Micheal Moore's voluptuous inner thighs (assuming he has not dripped hot wing sauce on them)

6. The audience at a Laser Lynyrd Skynyrd show (a.k.a. "Lysyr Skynyrd")

5. People who own Friends on DVD and/or people who own at least one NPR-branded bag or umbrella

4. Hall and Oates, if Oates were actually named Hollis Brower Sturbridge III and was a frequent attendee of John Kerry's annual Havard/Princeton Crew Race Pre-Party

3. Deerfield Academy's 2011 Mathletes Team* (*Note: I'm counting AZN's and Indians as "white" for these purposes, but -- and I do want to stress this -- but only for these purposes)

2. Alas, we are saddened to know for a fact -- almost as white as Anthony Weiner's shaven underscrote

...and the number one thing almost as white as Keith Olbermann's pale-hued crew...

1. The staff at every other liberal media operation

Via Greg Pollowitz, thanks to Arthur.


Bonus: Michael Moore Says Obama's Authorized War in Libya Is Okay Because Obama's Heart Is In The Right Place. Wow.


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