Now It Can Be Told: Daily Kos Discovers The Awful Truth I've Been So Desperately Scrambling To Steer Reporters Away From

They got it.

Panic button. Battle stations.

Red alert.

They got it. I don't know how they got it, but they got it.

We are undone. We are undone.

Yes, what I've been struggling to push Politico and everyone else away from is...

Clarence Thomas is behind WeinerGate.

My God, you have no idea what a relief that is to confess. I've been carrying that weight around for a year and a half since we first started planning Operation: COCKTALON -- um, um, I mean since Sunday. Yeah, since Sunday, when I learned of it myself, when someone I don't even know tearfully confessed his guilt. Confessed his own guilt, mind you, and not, for the record, mine.

I'm just a patsy.

Wait, I don't think that's a good thing to say.

Oh well. #JackRuby'd!

These are the particulars of the latest event, but look at the big picture. We see a steady flow of similar crimes – illegal taping, attempts to tap a Senator’s phone, now intrusion into a Congressman’s social media profiles, and the one thing in common? Andrew Breitbart, who is operating a continuing criminal enterprise as defined by the Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organizations Act aka RICO.

And now this gang, this conservative media mafia, has done a hit on a U.S. Congressman, and it’s one carefully timed to protect corrupt Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas from scrutiny, and the timing of the delivery was flawless. Congressman Wiener would be all over accountability for Thomas, except that @DanaBashCNN and @RandiKayeCNN are all over … dare I say it? They’re On. His. Dick.

This conservative crime wave isn’t going to just go away. As we’ve seen with Anthony Weiner, any individual who troubles them, even if that person by a United States Congressman, is going to get whacked.

We really need a way inside this thing...

I'll leave this blog going for a few more hours, for people to say final goodbyes to other professional political operatives and criminals they've come to know.

And then I'll turn out the lights.

It was fun sometimes, right?

Right. I thought so too.

Good bye.

Oh: Look for coverage of this breaking news on MSNBC, from 5-6, 7-8, 8-9, 9-10, and... well, just look for coverage of this on MSNBC. It'll be on every ten minutes.

And... Should this final post have a song for a send off? Why yes, I think it should.

posted by Ace at 04:33 PM

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