Citing California's Anti-Business Lunacy, Bed Bath and Beyond Announces It Will Open No Stores In the Garbage-Fire State; Gavin Newsom Is Now Drunk-Tweeting 24/7

Before getting to that, let's review how Gavin Newsom is proving he's "the left-wing Trump who can beat the actual Trump."

He's got some monkeys running his press account, and these jokers are doing an imitation-is-the-sincerest-form-of-flattery Trump impression to show how Tough and Authentic and Manly Newsom is.

This is real. Gavin Newsom ordered these communications. This one is signed with his initials, indicating that he himself wrote it.

He's ragging on... Greg Gutfeld.

Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice

I SELDOM WATCH LOW-RATED "GARBAGEMAN" GREG GUTFELD BUT, WHEN I DO, I MARVEL AT THE FAKE LAUGHTER ON THE SHOW. IT SOUNDS LIKE A BAD "LAUGH MACHINE," IT'S SO OBNOXIOUS AND DISGUSTING, JUST LIKE HIM, ALWAYS LAUGHING NO MATTER WHAT IS SAID. REAL PATRIOTS HATE IT WHEN FOX ("EDITS THE TAPES") PUTS GARBAGEMAN GREG ON. FOX OUGHT TO "GET SMART", AND NOT USE LOSERS LIKE THIS. ALSO, THEY SHOULDN'T ALLOW NEGATIVE ADS ABOUT ME. THANK YOU! -- GCN

And Dana Perino:

Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice

DANA "DING DONG" PERINO (NEVER HEARD OF HER UNTIL TODAY!) IS MELTING DOWN BECAUSE OF ME, GAVIN C. NEWSOM! FOX HATES THAT I AM AMERICA'S MOST FAVORITE GOVERNOR ("RATINGS KING") SAVING AMERICA -- WHILE TRUMP CAN'T EVEN CONQUER THE "BIG" STAIRS ON AIR FORCE ONE ANYMORE!!! TRUMP HAS "LOST HIS STEP" AND FOX IS LOSING IT BECAUSE WHEN I TYPE, AMERICA NOW WINS!!! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. -- GCN

I repeat, this is real. I'm not doing a bit.

The whole account is nothing but ALL-CAPS BRAGGING ABOUT NEWSOM'S "RATINGS" and stupid memes.

Like this:

Here's a Sick Own of Trump:

Gavin Newsom has no policy he can sell to the American public, but he knows how to appeal to Regime shitlibs: Attack Trump, attack Fox News.

Newsom is even throwing out insults in Spanish. Responding to a post that says that HUD has removed the Spanish-language version of its website and is now English-only, Newsom responded "Vete a la chingada," which is, approximately, "Go to hell."

Ooh, cursing in a foreign language! How Authentic! How Manly! How appealing to (Hispanic) blue-collar male voters!

Even left-wingers are cringing at this Madonna-like reinvention:

Who's managing this account?

The Babylon Bee has the scoop:

No just kidding, these are the real, very normal people running the account:

I prefer the chimp.

So on to the headline news: Bed Bath and Beyond is attempting to buck the trend of brick-and-mortar stores closing in favor of everything being mail-order.

But the CEO announced he will open zero stores in California, citing the state's Mafia Vendetta attitude towards anyone seeking to do business or build in the formerly Golden State:

And the monkeys running the account told this business "FUCK YOU. BYE." (See Correction, below.)

And maybe this came from "GCN" himself.

Correction: Commenters have Fact Checked me, but in a real way, not a Brian Stelter Potato-Way.

It turns out that the "F*** YOU" post was made-up, but the real tweet was almost as bad:

UPDATE, CORRECTION, AND APOLOGY:

The F-U quote was fabricated by Magills, and my apologies for mistaking it for real.

Here's what Newsom's "team of pros" actually tweeted:

After their bankruptcy and closure of every store, like most Americans, we thought Bed, Bath & Beyond no longer existed.

We wish them well in their efforts to become relevant again as they try to open a 2nd store.

That amounts to the same thing, which is bad on them. But bad on me for mistaking Magills' fake screencap for the real thing.

Bonus: Gavin Newsom's press office (this twitter account) claimed that California wasn't responsible for the U-Turn Illegal Alien Killer, because Trump had given this illiterate foreign killer a work permit.

Nope, the DHS's Tricia McLaughlin fired back. Trump tried to deport him, an immigration judge insisted he stay.

And then Biden gave him a work permit.

And the Newsom gave him the Commercial Drivers License (CDL) he was not qualified to hold.

Is this egregious Adult Fantasy Erotic Role-Playing working?

It is working, as far as ingratiating himself to the lunatic Democrat Cult base.

He's moved into the lead in the race for the Democrat nominee to be the one to lose to JD Vance.

California Gov. Gavin Newsom (D) topped former Vice President Kamala Harris in a hypothetical 2028 Democratic presidential primary in the Golden State, a new poll found.

The survey, released Wednesday from Politico and other partners, shows Newsom in the lead in a wide field of possible contenders with 25 percent support among California Democrats and Democratic-leaning independents. Harris came in second with 19 percent, followed by former Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg's 13 percent and Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's (D-N.Y.) 10 percent.

The other possible candidates included all received less than 5 percent, according to the results.

The latest poll comes years before any votes will be cast in the next presidential election but is a marker of where opinion in the state may stand at this early stage.

The poll is just of California voters. But this is a good barometer for the national Democrat electorate, they're all San Francisco Democrats now.

posted by Ace at 03:20 PM

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