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June 13, 2011

Obama On The Economy: The Checks Are In the Mail! Swearsies!

Justice delayed is justice denied.

ďI wish I could tell you there was a quick fix to our economic problems. But the truth is, we didnít get into this mess overnight, and we wonít get out of it overnight. Itís going to take time,Ē he said.

I wish I could tell you that no one warned you that Nancy Pelosi's and Harry Reid's "stimulus" wasn't, but I can't. Everyone warned you.

Your response?

"I won."

Bonus: A couple of days of polling are not a trend, but those Rasmussen "Passion" Index figures are looking bad for Barry. [Thanks to ArthurK.]


Now I should be linking Fleetwood Mac's "Don't Stop Thinking About Tomorrow," the theme of Obama's life, but that version's actually cool.

Can I go lamer?

Sure can.


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